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MAFS #10… No Spoilers! A Bank Holiday Monday Treat of Break Ups, Baby Buying and Bogans Behaving Badly. Bring snacks…

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Choux · 06/04/2026 13:26

Here we go…

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Pianoaholic · 06/04/2026 20:46

They're whipping through them all now at some rate.Plenty of time for Bec and Danny.

Empress13 · 06/04/2026 20:46

This has got to be one of the most unsuccessful series they’re all leaving !

Ophir · 06/04/2026 20:46

StaySpicy · 06/04/2026 20:37

It's only because it pokes out from her hair likes the elves. It's a hairstyle! I'm not getting down about her face or her figure.

The ear really annoys me too,

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 06/04/2026 20:46

IAmKerplunk · 06/04/2026 20:44

I’m so glad you’ve said it first. I want to try it too 🙈

Edited

I’ll have one with you (purely to keep you company)

dillite · 06/04/2026 20:47

TinselAngel · 06/04/2026 20:45

These two still haven’t had a shag then?

And never will. Look at their body language, especially his. He is scared and is constantly looking for an exit.

RobynRB · 06/04/2026 20:47

boo hoo

TinselAngel · 06/04/2026 20:47

dillite · 06/04/2026 20:47

And never will. Look at their body language, especially his. He is scared and is constantly looking for an exit.

I’d have just had a few glasses of wine and given it a go by now.

Empress13 · 06/04/2026 20:48

It is sooo wrong the bought babies haven’t been mentioned shame on you MAFS

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/04/2026 20:48

Actually pleased Bec is holding pasta tits to account.

Morry15 · 06/04/2026 20:48

FFS. You caused your relationship to nearly end!!!

browneyes77 · 06/04/2026 20:48

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/04/2026 20:43

I feel wrong for this, but.....I really want to try the salted caramel vodka!!

Look, it’s not good.

It’s kind of sickly sweet, makes you wanna throw up. And that’s with lemonade in it.

I love caramel
I LOVE salt.

I do NOT love the two together

But if times get desperate, I’ll go there

The last time things got desperate was when I sliced through my fingernail with a Stanley knife when I was laying flooring. I necked some wine then to relieve the ‘shock’.

If things get that bad again, and I’m out of wine or any other alcohol, I’ll break out the Salted Caramel Vodka.

Appalonia · 06/04/2026 20:48

Oh God here we go. The ONLY person who will cause your relationship to end, Bec, is YOU!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/04/2026 20:49

whatcanthematterbe81 · 06/04/2026 20:45

Ok. Sorry if I was rude. I haven’t seen any others. Yours wasn’t bad at all but I felt the need to say something but obvs shouldn’t have. Sorry

Tbf, we do get a bit mean on this thread, but the chances of them seeing it or caring what a bunch of wicked middle aged women think are small.

ReverseFerret · 06/04/2026 20:49

I do like Joels facial hair... its very thick and a bit salt n pepper. Thats all though!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/04/2026 20:49

TinselAngel · 06/04/2026 20:47

I’d have just had a few glasses of wine and given it a go by now.

Rachel would. He wouldn’t.

dillite · 06/04/2026 20:49

browneyes77 · 06/04/2026 20:48

Look, it’s not good.

It’s kind of sickly sweet, makes you wanna throw up. And that’s with lemonade in it.

I love caramel
I LOVE salt.

I do NOT love the two together

But if times get desperate, I’ll go there

The last time things got desperate was when I sliced through my fingernail with a Stanley knife when I was laying flooring. I necked some wine then to relieve the ‘shock’.

If things get that bad again, and I’m out of wine or any other alcohol, I’ll break out the Salted Caramel Vodka.

Edited

I think it's because it needs to be drunk on ice, not with a lemonade

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 20:49

ReverseFerret · 06/04/2026 20:49

I do like Joels facial hair... its very thick and a bit salt n pepper. Thats all though!

Noooooo! It's weird - it needs to be longer or gone.

whatcanthematterbe81 · 06/04/2026 20:49

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/04/2026 20:49

Tbf, we do get a bit mean on this thread, but the chances of them seeing it or caring what a bunch of wicked middle aged women think are small.

😂 this is true

Ophir · 06/04/2026 20:49

I feel they’ve set themselves up for personal comments by being daft enough to go on this

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 20:50

I have no problem with slagging off things that they've chosen to wear or done to themselves.

Empress13 · 06/04/2026 20:50

OMG Steven just bloody shag her that’s what she wants not a bloody tea towel over your limp wrist whilst you pour a glass of wine jeez

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/04/2026 20:50

browneyes77 · 06/04/2026 20:48

Look, it’s not good.

It’s kind of sickly sweet, makes you wanna throw up. And that’s with lemonade in it.

I love caramel
I LOVE salt.

I do NOT love the two together

But if times get desperate, I’ll go there

The last time things got desperate was when I sliced through my fingernail with a Stanley knife when I was laying flooring. I necked some wine then to relieve the ‘shock’.

If things get that bad again, and I’m out of wine or any other alcohol, I’ll break out the Salted Caramel Vodka.

Edited

Hmm. I think you just want to keep it for yourself. I bet its lovely!

ReverseFerret · 06/04/2026 20:50

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 20:49

Noooooo! It's weird - it needs to be longer or gone.

Ha... i knew that might be a bit unpopular 🤣

TinselAngel · 06/04/2026 20:51

ReverseFerret · 06/04/2026 20:49

I do like Joels facial hair... its very thick and a bit salt n pepper. Thats all though!

It’s a bit too neat though.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/04/2026 20:51

SinisterBumFacedCat · 06/04/2026 20:41

I get the impression from watching MAFS that Australian plastic surgery is superior to British plastic surgery.

Really? Really 🤔?!

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