MAFS #10… No Spoilers! A Bank Holiday Monday Treat of Break Ups, Baby Buying and Bogans Behaving Badly. Bring snacks…

[Choux]

Here we go…

I'm pregnant!

I get the impression from watching MAFS that Australian plastic surgery is superior to British plastic surgery.

My bad 🙋🏽‍♀️

I saw my name mentioned and I got defensive over the Salted Caramel Vodka 😂😂

Oh I know. But she can’t help that. She can help being a bit of an arse hole, so maybe focus on that. Sorry just us girls all have things we hate about ourselves and seeing others be mean about it on the internet is probably a horrible experience. I’m sure you were not trying to be mean but i just thought was a bit much. Looks (or things we had no control over) are off limits imo

Ok you don’t have to drink the salted caramel vodka

So, next season I'm picturing a guy turning round to see a bride walking down the aisle that's 8 months pregnant.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the experts were to accidentally drip the baby news?

No pressure on it? WTAF? There are 2 babies about to be born

God, I blinked and missed that!!

John is taking no shit from them tonight

I feel wrong for this, but.....I really want to try the salted caramel vodka!!

Theres something about the child catcher that raises red flags (and its not the babies). He strikes me as a drama queen

No, no. It's good for the baby. Builds their resilience.

It’s still sitting on top of the fridge for emergency situations

I also live shit-posted Trump's press conference. I'm exhausted!

Gia always plays the victim card, it isn’t her fault because she’s so cute and vulnerable and felt isolated, forced to behave badly. Such a sly snake.

It's literally that her hair is tucked oddly around her ear. It's not a comment about something over which she has no control.

There are plenty of comments on these threads saying worse than I've said so I'm not sure why you're focusing on my comment.

I'm not pregnant, I meant the baby catcher

I’m so glad you’ve said it first. I want to try it too 🙈

Stevo has no interest whatsoever.

These two still haven’t had a shag then?

Me too!😁

I’m not sure as there has been some filler addicted ladies in previous seasons.
Bogan Lauren and the blonde business woman.

Ok. Sorry if I was rude. I haven’t seen any others. Yours wasn’t bad at all but I felt the need to say something but obvs shouldn’t have. Sorry

I think we need a photo of this legend that is SCV. And it better have a shrine built around it.