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MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:08

Enjoy.

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Empress13 · 23/03/2026 21:12

IAmKerplunk · 23/03/2026 21:06

Yes - they should definitely have spoken up and shut all that down and told them it was unacceptable

its all for the drama they don’t want harmony confrontation gets views that’s what the program is about

IAmKerplunk · 23/03/2026 21:12

dillite · 23/03/2026 21:11

His mum doesn't count

🤣

Columbidae · 23/03/2026 21:15

dillite · 23/03/2026 21:03

Brooke's rewriting history. It's all on camera. We have all seen it.

She's very good at blaming the victim, clearly has done lots of practice.

Apparently she was a horrendous bully at her all girls school. We can't know if it's true, but if is, I imagine there are some victims feeling very vindicated right now.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 21:16

Columbidae · 23/03/2026 21:15

Apparently she was a horrendous bully at her all girls school. We can't know if it's true, but if is, I imagine there are some victims feeling very vindicated right now.

She seems too awkward to be a bully imo

I reckon she was bullied and now wants to be top dog - and is frankly shit at it

Columbidae · 23/03/2026 21:20

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 21:16

She seems too awkward to be a bully imo

I reckon she was bullied and now wants to be top dog - and is frankly shit at it

Brook? She's from a very wealthy and prominent background. I don't think she's awkward. She was making digs at Stella's dress (saying it was a cheap Aussie brand) and whatever that was about the Chanel watch. She's a snob.

Ophir · 23/03/2026 21:21

The way Brooke spoke to Chris too, just awful

Peony1985 · 23/03/2026 21:21

Boat boy is also aware theres a camera crew watching his first kiss. Terrifying for someone who isn’t comfortable with intimacy.

Brook is using classic DARVO (deny, avoid reverse victim and offender). If she’s going playground, someone needs to point out “she started it”. Stella didn’t.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 21:22

Columbidae · 23/03/2026 21:20

Brook? She's from a very wealthy and prominent background. I don't think she's awkward. She was making digs at Stella's dress (saying it was a cheap Aussie brand) and whatever that was about the Chanel watch. She's a snob.

Okay - it's true that she came in very confident at the beginning 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

She just seems so out of control and coked up 😄

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 23/03/2026 21:23

Didn’t Boat Boy say he’d had a few dates before? Presumably with kissing.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 23/03/2026 21:23

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 21:22

Okay - it's true that she came in very confident at the beginning 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

She just seems so out of control and coked up 😄

I don’t get the coke stuff, surely they’re drug tested maybe randomly but still. Wouldn’t security search them?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 21:24

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 23/03/2026 21:23

I don’t get the coke stuff, surely they’re drug tested maybe randomly but still. Wouldn’t security search them?

Oh girl they're definitely definitely on more than just wine

Ophir · 23/03/2026 21:25

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 21:24

Oh girl they're definitely definitely on more than just wine

100 per cent

Columbidae · 23/03/2026 21:26

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 21:22

Okay - it's true that she came in very confident at the beginning 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

She just seems so out of control and coked up 😄

It will be interesting to see where it all goes. I think Brook is spinning out of control as she thought she would be the queen bee, but she's been very rude and has a duff bloke.

I avoid all spoilers so I only saw a few things about her background.

Ophir · 23/03/2026 21:31

Brooke’s bloke is miles better than she is

NorthFaceofthelaundrypile · 23/03/2026 21:32

Agree! Chris is coming across so much better than Brook!

Columbidae · 23/03/2026 21:33

Ophir · 23/03/2026 21:31

Brooke’s bloke is miles better than she is

I agree. I think she doesn't like him much though.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 21:35

For all his manosphere stuff, I suspect Chris isnt alpha enough for brook

dillite · 23/03/2026 21:39

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 23/03/2026 21:23

Didn’t Boat Boy say he’d had a few dates before? Presumably with kissing.

His left hand doesn't count

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 21:39

What about the man at the bus stop who liked his hair (or something like that)

Does he count?

dillite · 23/03/2026 21:40

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 23/03/2026 21:23

I don’t get the coke stuff, surely they’re drug tested maybe randomly but still. Wouldn’t security search them?

Probably not if it gives content

HumBumBum · 23/03/2026 22:05

I think Grayson is pretty (but I love Retrievers 🐕)

these threads move at some pace don’t they?

notasadvertised · 23/03/2026 22:09

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 23/03/2026 21:23

Didn’t Boat Boy say he’d had a few dates before? Presumably with kissing.

Medjool more likely....

Villanousvillans · 23/03/2026 22:13

Brook just gets worse and worse! What a shame, her pretty face is ruined by the nastiness she has inside.

notasadvertised · 23/03/2026 22:14

That was a fairly bland watch tonight (was a bit behind so haven't been chipping in but I am all aboard with pastatits morphing in to knobnose).

Dippy in pink has a face I could quite happily slap all day with a very large fish, damn the inevitable bicep strain!

There are just a lot of people in there of no substance at all, no character, no charm, and a BIG lack of fun...screw that...

EdithBond · 23/03/2026 22:18

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 20:28

Is Katie Hopkins of Greek or Turkish heritage (i'm aware of the irony of my question)

She looks amazing

I think she’s the most attractive woman there.

I initially thought Brook was but obvs not now we’ve seen how mean she is.

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