MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Danny and Bec, only because I feel generous, it could be that perhaps, after their chat on the sofas, they went out without the pressure of shaggimg hanging over them, had a relaxed evening and sex then happened naturally. Without there being the pressure to get their uglies bumping.

Farm sisters obvs shouldn’t be slagging her off online.

But TBF the comments were fairly accurate from what we’ve seen

No that's alright - it must be

The social media thing I think is a bit icky as loads of people can see it, but play with fire you’re gonna get burned.

Completely agree, I feel sorry for her now

But seems almost 100% a pity shag.

I know I should be more motherly and detached, but my god I cannot express my sheer level of hatred for Mel!!!

No Luke! Don't apologise to her! She doesn't deserve it.

Shes given us the ICK!

You make my life hell 😂😂

Maybe you shouldn’t be a massive cunt to people if you don’t want people to bitch about you 🤷🏼‍♀️

Did she just tell Luke that he made her life hell that week?

Is she fucking joking?

Classic gaslighter behaviour from RomCom. Blame the victim.

Amen!

Mel playing the victim card - ‘you’ve made my life hell’?

Here here

Run Luke. And don’t look back

Romcom, all he has done is chew gum at your wedding 😫😫😫😫

Yes - I feel as though I should feel sorry for her but I can’t!

How can she say he has made her life hell?!

She actually looks flabbergasted

This!

What a disallusioned bitch

She's a fucking fruit loop.

She’s deluded. She hasn’t tried at all and has sucked the life out of Luke. I feel sorry for him.

SO MUCH 😂