MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Cat has left in disgust to stare out the window at nothing. Might join him...

Mel is an absolute fucking knob

I need her to get in front of the ixperts asap so they hand her arse to her on a plate

Luke, for your own sanity, please walk and don't look back.

I feel for Luke so much

They have to surely!

Luke looks knackered.

She's mennnntaaallllll

I dont feel for luke that much though 😅 - sorry hes fine and is just playing along

Romcom does DARVO

The ixperts just love to stir!

This is very Squid Games of the ixperts

I can’t bear the the fashion of people wearing a jacket without their arms in the sleeves

It's like Elliot and that suspected-actress bride. Total inversion of reality.

I like Greyson just because his name sounds like a shoe brand that I wear

Ditto!! Buy a fecking gilet

It’s a pet peeve of mine too

Which shoe brand is that? 👀

When they ask Luke about Mel’s flags he’ll have a long list of red flags and zero green ones

Be your big gay self, Stevo!

How do they stop them from falling off their shoulders? Do they use pins?

What if Steven being himself is like Dean being himself? Will there be bars spat?

I don’t know! Do they keep their shoulders up?

Grenson. When he first came on screen I went "who names their kid after shoes?" and then saw that he is a Greyson not a Grenson.

Rachel and Boat Boy being pretty supportive of each other.

Gia.

Danny doesn’t fancy you.

Get over yourself.