MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Get that Euromillions ticket!

I hope that all of the crew get a huge amount of hazard pay and counselling. Plus all the brain bleach.

Felip Felop and Stella will never make it past friends week. Her harpies and big Joe will be waiting with the pitchforks

👏👏 Any tips for numbers this weekend 😉

I fear it is a pity shag

… and a horse’s head for Filip’s pillow.

I wonder what's happened with his YouTube channel whilst he's on the show?

🤣🤣. Or Danny's head...

He probably just got hammered again😂

I kinda think Mel does deserve that....

Sorry I asked before

Is this being aired as soon as it films, towie style?!, in aus

I just don't really like any of the couples yet.

I feel sorry for Luke, but apart from that, I'm struggling to care

The thing is, she was always gonna be too childish for the women in his life anyway

Mel is so expressionless and monotone.

Brook you might want to first hear what RomCom has been saying and how she has been behaving before you start sticking your oar in.

That's because she's in her scorned girlfriend victim mode.

Miserable looking girl - does she ever smile?

Ok the sisters shouldn’t have said about rbf but she has been so rude to him and has shown zero personality to him

Danny and bec - 100% a pity shag

Well she isn't wrong.

Misery Mel sounds like an AI bot.

Think it is aired a month ahead in Australia - hence why there may be some spoilers on social media here

eta ah get what you mean now. I have no idea - sorry

Sorry I think she got what she deserved. Mirror meet Mel.

I think its kind of sweet his sisters having his back! I reckon my girls would do the same if someone dissed their brother so badly! She has acted horribly and got called on it.

I bet an AI would have made better matches than the ixperts ( producers )...

That’s not fair to Bec really is it? Builds up her hopes again.

At least his sisters have got his back.

And he’s probably just had the best sleep in days, what with having been consigned to the sofa.