MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Urgh recap

I really wish there would be less recaps and more content. We are not Americans. We can remember what we saw 24 hours ago.

The length of recaps are ridiculous.

Not sure on Mr Silver Fox

A single bachelor giving off single bachelor vibes? Outrageous!

Ha ha ha her daughter is not number 1 to her

4 mins in and nothing new

Damn, Teeth is actually making sense. Plus he is actually making sense. Double damn.

Could be worse, could be Eric

You are like 7days in. Chill the fuck out and have a mature conversation.

“I apologise you feel that way” 🙄

But they have to agree and vaguely act mature or else they’d stall.

6 minutes of recaps and boring Gia shit and then straight to adverts 🙄

Was that Pasta Tits or Scott? Both don’t seem like brightest sparks in the box to me, even though Scott has 3 businesses.

The recaps are pissing me off too, same yesterday, do they think we have goldfish span memories or something?!

I always switch to the channel about now. Figure the first bit is always the last episode just re hashed

I reckon older guy wanted a younger woman for his ego and so he could take the lead in the relationship. Instead he got a mature woman who speaks her mind.

100%

I thought The Foxes were solid, but Mr SF obvs not letting on to Mrs, yet apparently happy to tell others, she irritates the shit out of him.

There must be millions of miles of exceeding boring footage on the cutting room floor if they think this is the best of the scenes.

Who was it that predicted that Danny would sleep with Bec again?

I hope you bought a lottery ticket because you have what you!

Oh god can you imagine having to sit through it all
just to find even a couple of minutes of something interesting!

She is deluded

I did! I said he would give her a pity shag! And I won £30 on the lottery on Saturday 😂

Yes

Hmm, I'm not buying this sudden turn around from Danny Longface.