MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Voila.

I missed it. What did she say?

As the saying goes, you lie with the pigs, you start to oink.

Imagine having him bearing down on you full stop 🤢🤢🤢

I like to team a packet of Worcester Sauce French Fries with a mini pack of Roast chicken fridge raiders.

Low calorie and a cheeky bit of protein to make it more filling 😋

For fucks sake, I just had my dinner!

I feel like she was acting up and being a dick, to giggle with pastatits

Sounds good!

😄😄 apologies apologies

Danaconda has acquired an even shittier shitlid

Brook - gorgeous hair, shit taste in clothes.

Pasta Tits is wearing some actual clothes. Didn't think she knew what those were.

Scott also needs blinking lessons.

Oh, also Pom Bears are only about 65 calories, so you can have 3 bags of those for around a similar number of calories as 2 x French Fries 😉

Gia will have to reapply all that lip gloss now.
Half an hour later she will have finished.

isn’t cutaway clothing so last year?

Like a packet of pom bears or 3!

100% the experts will ask Chris ‘the kids’ name.

Have Rachel and Boaty kissed yet?

Have Gia and Scott only got teeth at the front of their mouths? It’s so weird!

Unlikely. He probably would go "ewwww, girl lips!" if they were to kiss.

Costs extra to get the sides done

2010’s porn star chic

Their body language suggested not!

I noticed that too! Makes them look 10x worse.

Wow an ad for Primark! Never seen that before, are they not doing well?

Our branch of Primark is always packed!