MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

I rarely eat fruit 😝

Oo I dunno, I reckon the younger they are, the more love island (derogatory) they are

Adults makes it more believable at least

Orange squash and spring rolls with mayo for dipping for me

🥺 no more sweets for me

Evening all, the cat and i are here and ready

Which look will Pastatits go for tonight?

Glass of wine and 2 packets of French Fries as they're 80cals a packet, so you have to have two!

I have 2 packets of Quavers!

You could make your own while they're doing the recaps.

True dat.

Petition for romcom to leave and luke to be given a second chance

You could build the great wall of China while they do the recaps

Is Mel a bit of a bogan?

Sorry, I meant Brooke.

The guys are dishing the dirt to their ladies!😂

Silver weasel

Why is he speaking right now as of he's shitting himself?

He’s vile

See brook - you lowered yourself to fit in with pastatits and now shes selling you out!

Ooh silver fox is a disengenous coward!

Um he never said any of these green flags!

Imagine having high expectations of Silver fox bearing down on you 🤢

This man is gross looking

Looks like he spits pasta when he talks snd smells of cheap aftershave

Katie Hopkins looks cleaner than him

Piss off Stevo.

Sneaky little weasel

Oh he’s awful