MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Brook is a perfect example of how toxic the ‘be kind’ cult can be.
Shes all over the performative ‘women lifting up women’ shit and outrage a Chris’s comments that were not directed at anyone personally, but then give her a bit of alcohol and whatever else she might have snorted and she’s an absolute shameful nasty bitch directly to real people who have done her no harm whatsoever.
And her and Gia visibly getting off on it too.

Its the perfect mask for actual nasty people to hide behind.

YY and it's so irresponsible. The child has no say in the matter and their life is potentially affected by the outcome. It's absolutely a cheap shot at creating extra drama but shouldn't be allowed imo.

I really wish people would stop with the spoilers

Isn’t there usually a separate spoiler thread?

There's one as usual, but it's on page 2 as clearly not very popular.

And anyway, these people like to drop in here to display their special knowledge. As they are special. They remind me of Gia....

Honestly, no spoilers from me. I raised my suspicions more than a few days ago.

They can bog off, pretty much the same as Gia….

I was tempted back to the dark side.... I mean SHVideos as I couldn't wait to see the Commitment Ceremony. But, of course the video froze after ten minutes and now it's disappeared altogether. Also tried South Hemi TV and another version of SHVideos, but no dice. The feed to SHVideos comes from a Russian site called OK.RU, but when I found this 'other' version of SHVideos it seemed to also take it from OK.RU but it must be a different upload because the first one was broken. Still froze in the same place so I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow night after all. On the plus side that means I can keep reading these threads, which, frankly make it all worthwhile.

I'm expecting much more 'casual cunting' during the commitment ceremony...

Here I mean, not from John. Hahaha

Mel should. Just for laughs.

The Russians don’t have internet at the moment

I guess that could explain it... but even when it worked it got stuck after ten minutes. On both feeds... which is odd.

Oh no, it's not on tonight! Was just settling in 😂.

😁

I should be going to a meeting tomorrow night but I'm buggered if I'm missing the CC!

Crap. Just realised I'm also at a meeting tomorrow. Can't really miss it as I missed the last one!

Just caught up with the red/green flags episode, oh my GOD I see what everyone was saying about Brook! What an absolute cow! She and Gia remind me of every girl who ever bullied me at school.

And the blatant sneering towards any positivity from the others about their marriages. We all know Gia's smug because she thinks she's got the best marriage, but I reckon Brook's salty because she's stuck with Chris. (To be fair, I'd be salty too if I was stuck with Chris, but that's not the point.)

Stella's got ten times the class of either of them. As someone said upthread, it's such a shame she felt the need to apologise to Mel, it wasn't necessary and only came about because of the ugly sisters stirring the pot. And also, is it just me or are the pair of them treating Rachel like a nonentity?

Horrible people. Just horrible.

Aside from the women’s shit show, I did find it pretty funny the other guys reactions to silver fox’s (who I do think has a whiff of Rolf Harris about him) revelations.

Same! It's really depressing that he's turned out to be like that. It's one thing for him to describe himself as conservative, and quite another to be as judgemental as he proceeded to be about Rebecca. The expression 'old fuddy-duddy' springs to mind, and the guy's only 50.

50 and the rest.

Fair comment! 😄He definitely looks quite a lot older.

He’s the same age as David Beckham 🥴

My DH is in his sixties and looks younger than him. The hair and beard are too long and the teeth are too white
His match on the other hand looks fabulous .
Gia is a weird one. She seems relatively normal with her husband. She morphs around the other women. Is it a deliberate “drama” ploy?

I think he'd actually look younger (closer to 50) if he shaved off the white beard. His skin isn't bad and his head hair isn't white. As a woman of 66, I'd put him as younger than me by a fair bit. By my estimation he's mid to late 50s.