MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

I have a different take on Dan, I think he does find her attractive but genuinely does want to take it slow. (I am hugely gullible).

Also, I feel he is using sexual chemistry in a slightly weird way. I'm not sure exactly what he means by it I think maybe he means love at first sight!

That’s me told as I came up with it! 🤣

I’m really not sure about Dan, I’d like him to be with Bec and I do think they get on (apart from her being psycho) but also who knows if he’s keeping her sweet because he wants to stay on the show a long time, and also I think he cares about how he comes off to the viewers, hence, Mr Nice Guy.

🙂

Not forgetting my favourite:

That’s exactly how I’m seeing him too.
I don’t think he’s genuine, everything seems performative, even his speech patterns/accent, seem a bit off

I am with you. You can see that when she's not acting all unhinged, he is all relaxed and looks at her in a relaxed manner. The when she starts accusing him of stuff and just being coocoo, his dick shrivels up and he looks scared. I also think that Bec's unhinged, aggressive behaviour is learnt behaviour. She goes on the attack because she expects to be attacked and that's her default. Plus there are the insecurities and jealousy towards the more "prettier" women. It's a toxic mixture all around.

No doubt we will be proven wrong a d he will turn out to be a knob. But we did grow to pity Shitlid and all of us hated him at first and thought that he was taking advantage of Pol Pot.

Thing is, i don't blame any of them for worrying about how they look on the outside world.

I blame people who have no clue how their mad/bad actions are being perceived by the wider world.

Wow. Just caught up on the programme but not all the comments. Some of these women are Nasty Drunks. I thought Brooke was ok until the flag shenanigans (great task). Definitely TeamStella here but she couldn't help herself be a bit snarky in the CC from what we saw on the preview.

The producers do seem very invested in making her appear a certain way, going by the way she was edited in the dp episode. I have an inkling it's not too far from the reality of who she is, but time will tell...

I’ve just caught up on the latest episode and I cannot believe how in shock I am.

That whole episode was one of the most toxic episodes I have seen on a MAFS series personally.

Who has crawled into Brooks body?
Devil incarnate!!!

Gia and Brook together - the worst mean girls I’ve ever seen!

Don’t even get me started on Mel and her crocodile tears and sweet innocent fake persona! She’s dangerous!

Im annoyed at Stella for apologising to Mel when she REALLY didn’t need to!

I am raging! LOL

It's gone a bit zero to 100 in three episodes! Although as mentioned by others I could do without the bloody goldfish recaps, does my head in. The weird sisters (aka the 3 witches) were just horrendous, and I also can't believe Stella is the only one who called out the horror elf (Mel) on her victim behaviour. I too would LOVE it if the flag exercise was played in front of the other halves, I can't help but think that's in the back pocket for a later date (too good to pass up right).

Pffffffff....I don't think I could have stayed in the room with all the sniping, eye rolling and sniggering going on from the weirds. I thought Rebecca was lovely and tried to calm things but when the weirds think they are right...

In all honesty right, I know Gia felt/thought/whatever that Danny was staring at her, but I would have been staring at her. I'm always fascinated by gravity when it comes to boobs and those wired dresses - I mean that's some kind of magic surely 😂

Also madly irritated by us being weeks and weeks behind the Aus broadcast so not being able to google anyone to check their age/job/etc because I'd just land in spoiler town. It is taking ALL of my willpower not to check in to the shvid website to rush ahead 😇

Yes and yes! I think Stella just wanted to try and calm things the hell over otherwise she knows they'll be gunning for her. Any responsible director would be splashing the nozecco for those who need to calm the f down...but we all know they want the drama..and sadly I'm a sucker for it 🙄

They did it last year with Adrian and Awhina. Caused so much conflict.

You’ve got better willpower than me. I was so stressed by the last episode I had to find out what happened!

I miss the old original version without dinner parties and all that nonsense.

Agree with all this. I was fuming when Stella apologised

I hope they have another bride waiting in the wings for Luke and let him have another go. He really wasn't given a chance with this one.

It was very much giving ‘popular’ year 11 girls with misplaced confidence yelling out to intimidate and dominate, feeling superior of others ( that are quietly getting on with being actually beautiful, well liked, emotionally intelligent) because they give blow jobs and kiss other girls for attention at parties.
Vile women.

Mel is absolutely deranged in her weird little doll dress quietly euphoric that she has manipulated everyone.

Its not my observation but I can see it , Bec gives Lorelai Gilmore vibes with her weird quips and sort of comedy third person delivery when she talks.

bec has some weird facial features going on

Isn’t that a lot to do with her jaw reconstruction surgery?

I thought Stella did the whole 'I'm sorry you felt like that' thing which normally i don't like, as it's not a really an apology, but in this case was the best thing to do.

Agree with @Victoriawould24 - the three witches are definitely the Y 11 mean girls 🙄🙄🙄🙄 …..

I still suspect substances 😱

You may be closer to the truth than you think…

This is a no spoilers thread, please don't give any hints about things we haven't seen yet.