MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Remember last year’s silver fox ( well he wasn't really) but he was a twat too!

I really like the word "cunt" and think that it gets a bad press. The more used it gets, the less of a big deal it will become.

That’s very possible! 😂

Scott really surprised me with how he reacted to Fox skipping the green flags and other stuff which I can’t even remember now because in general I think he’s a dick.

I like Alissa but her voice is v annoying.

I like Rachel. She appeared really shocked at the meanness.

I reckon Grey Fox convinced the producers and probably himself, he wanted a woman his own age (to go into his dotage, when he finally accepts his actual age) and now he’s completely shat himself!
How dare this independent, worldly wise woman have an actual opinion!!
I bet he’s the type of bloke who does a runner whenever life gets slightly grown up and finds the next fresh faced young woman, only now time itself, is running away.

I remember my dad saying (a womaniser and an Australian 🤣) “As my preferences go up, my desirability declines”

I listened to Lara on Eyre's podcast on Spotify today, who was a previous contestant and she made some good points about the participants. ( this is just last week's episodes ).

Firstly she said that the whole forgetting the rings and being made to wait at the altar was a total set up. If someone was genuinely late, they would have taken them off to a side room and explained that the car had broken down, not left them standing there for ages!

Also, and I think someone else mentioned this, Bec has had a lot of reconstructive work on her jaw, which probably helps explain both her insecurity and her slightly strange mouth movements.

Anyway, it's a v funny podcast and well worth a listen!

Just. Caught up and came on to say I’ve never seen two women as far from being ‘girls girls’ as it’s possible to be (Gia and Brook). Awful humans.

Has anyone got a 'link' to see all the episodes? My current link isn't allowing me to access the programmes today.

Thanks

It’s a long-standing tradition that the bride is not made to walk down the aisle if the groom hasn’t arrived. The bride’s car use sent around the block .Really bad that the producers did tha. Total set up.

Is this on tonight ? Or Sunday now ?

Was it me or did Mrs Mangle totally misrepresent Chris on the red flags, he said he didn’t want a fat girlfriend, (which is twatty) but she said he HATES fat people. And Mel seemed to be describing a scenario in her fevered imagination. I really hope they play these to the guys.

Yes Mangle absolutely put a spin on what he said. He was answering what he didn’t find attractive, not what type of people he hated

Do you think they never showed us Julia because she said her red flag is that he is not a woman?

Mel is giving off Roxanne Pallett vibes in that I can imagine her saying stuff that luckily for Luke can be disproven because of the cameras

Loving Stella and Filip, Alyssa and David, Rachel and Steven and also Rebecca who has a Hannah Waddingham vibe about her. Her man not so much after the latest episode

Not read any spoilers but really hoping Mel, Gia and Brooke get shown the video of last night at the reunion episode so everyone can see what bitches they are (if not before which would be even better)

I saw these on Facebook and they made me LOL

She’s a bit upbeat manic Duracell Bunny, isn’t she?

Alyssa originally came off as a bit stage school but I actually think she’s nice (so far, bloody MAFS means I need a disclaimer on all my early opinions).

Alyssa is nice. I think she thinks everyone else is nice though.

This

On the nail with Roxanne Pallett.

I am wondering whether the producers and camera people were already sick to death of her and wanted to set her up..

Grey Fox is so typical of men that age - thinking that women their age are too old for them and really expecting a woman in their 30s to fancy them. Utterly deluded

So Danny and ??? slept together again...he's not sexually attracted to her he's said. So he just wanted a shag no matter who it was???? Vile.

The older ones never seem to work out

Just caught up tonight. Fuck me what a load of mean girl bitches. I especially hope that Mel of the flappy ear gets her arse handed to her at the commitment ceremony.