MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

There are some absolutely beautiful women in this series. I really like Stella, she’s gorgeous inside and out. I hated how the mean girls went for her. I really hope the way Mel has treated Luke is properly highlighted. She’s a proper bunny boiler, the worst we've ever seen on MAFS.

Alissa is very beautiful too and popular with the women.

Brook and Gia are fugly inside

I was completely taken in by her! Thought she was going to be the heroine to Chris’s villain - now I think it will probably be the other way! The only thing that niggled was she Didn’t wear a ‘proper’ wedding dress (I know, I know, people can wear what they want)

Still surprised at the sudden turn around with her. She was beyond rude. I don’t tolerate side eyeing and under the breath comments from my dc and can’t abide it in supposed adults.

I’m shocked after that last episode. Either Mel is delusional or there’s a LOT of Luke we’re not seeing (& I suspect the former). ‘Made my life hell’? WTAF.

and what happened to Brooke? Why did she turn into a total bitch? I understand wanting to be remembered but why for something like this?

Gia…just nasty inside and out.

Grey Fox (I refuse to call him silver) was not nice and I hope he gets called out at the commitment ceremony.

Mel shocked me with that comment about Luke making her life hell. I'm hanging back a bit on totally judging her as a liar though because I remember Grace the midwife, where we found out right at the end of the series that her OH (forgot his name) had removed the toilet door lock to get at her, plus other extreme stuff.

I love how the model has now been nicknamed Mrs Mangle 🤣

🤣 although Mrs Mangle was probably nicer in her interfering ways

Really?!? I practically live on here year on year when we all meet for our yearly MAFS meet ups and I hardly see it 🤭 tbf I’ve not been as dedicated and following in real time like I have previously so I know I’ve been missing out on lots of pages

Look at you… the all seeing oracle of MAFS 🤣

Agree with that which is why Mrs Mangle and Pasta are Bffs as they both think they are something special.

Wonder if the Australians liked her as much as we did. As outraged as I was in the 80s.

Aha I knew there would be a thread somewhere!!

Just had to come on and say what the hell Brook!!! Did not think she was going to be the bitchiest bitch of the west. Maybe she was very drunk but just awful behaviour. I like Stella so far and Julia because they seem calm and level headed. Mel is a silent assassin- poor Luke.
What happened to Mr Silver Fox?? He seems very negative doesn’t he?

I’m very surprised that the ixpirts put Chris with someone who proves he was right about their matchmaking qualifications

I mean it's uncanny!

Yes poor Bec just isn’t emotionally stable, not for this show anyway. Plastic Barbie is getting off on winding her up.

And another thing. I am 55 and there is no way silver fox is 50, just sayin’. Try 60!

I'm trying - and failing - to think of another MAFSA season which had such a high proportion of utterly poisonous twunts. Fugly Barbie, BitchyBrook, Melodorous and BrittleBec are all intolerable. It is actually uncomfortable watching their behaviour. Stella has more maturity, class and brains in her little toe than those four wannabes put together. (Please MAFSA, don't let Stella now turn out to be a tosser as well!)

Do you know, I think there is a likeness there 🤣it’s the cheekbones!

I stole this from FB, now don’t be looking at the fake boobage!

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Maybe the ixperts picked Brook for Chris to show him that perfect looking brunette models can be total bitches, and that he should look elsewhere.

That’s what I think. Similar to Elliot last year when they brought him back and paired him with Veronica (model)

Overall, didn’t the men come out of this looking so much kinder, more decent and supportive, than the women?

Brooke and Gia are both ugly personalities. As for Mel….. words fail me.

Having slept on it (like we all should after a mafs corker) Silver Weasel Fox is a fucking dick.

I've just come out of a relationship with someone who trotted out many of the same lines.
These types of men just cannot cope with women who are direct and (shock horror) opinionated.

I mean, who gave us permission to have opinions about things AND actually have the gall to express them?

He wants a neat little 'yes' lady who agrees with him on everything, doesn't challenge his masculinity by wanting more sex than him, and to never rock the boat by speaking their mind or feeling strongly about anything.

I think he's after a Nan rather than a wife.

Dick.

Maybe the fact I’ve not been drinking wine in my efforts to lose weight, has enabled my spidey senses 😂😂