MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Yes, OK I am convinced Mel is a prize bitch.

Gia is so unpleasant it is making her more unattractive and now I find Brook has shown her true colours she is very unattractive too.

Columbidae

"I think Brook is used to being the most beautiful woman in a female group and apparently a sense of entitlement to go with it. Here is Stella, equally beautiful but on top of that she now she has what Brook doesn't have and Brook can't stand it."

I agree except now I would say Stella and Alyssa are much more attractive than Brook.

The ‘girls girls’ are not going to enjoy John the ixpert delivering hard truths to Mel, Gia and Brook. I hope at the commitment ceremony the female ixperts also give some of the negative feedback to that trio.

Ooooh that sounds like fun 😅 I’m going to add that to my watch list. Thanks for making me add more crap tv to my watch list 🤣

I loved Becs glasses, I have a fondness for massive Deirdre Barlow glasses in general, but I thought that look suited her to a T, she looks less harsh with her hair down too.

Brooke seems to have had a personality transplant. I’ve never changed my opinion of someone so much in one episode of anything I’ve ever watched.

Does anyone else wonder if the 'production team' could habe helped with the left behind rings, like getting him to the venue on time,ensuring someone else git the rings(or zny nloofy

rings or any bloody rings

The three witches! Gia has been awful from day one! Couldn’t believe how Brook changed. And Mel just lied.

Women who call themselves “girls” irritate me enormously.

The whole thing was a set up. They told him not to forget the rings and made sure they caught it on camera - plus pointed shots at said rings on the sideboard.

The producers clearly know she's an oddball stalker with unrealistic expectations. They've gone out of their way to set them up for failure. They probably offered him the chewing gum in the limo too.

I'm watching last night's and Mel is one gaslighting piece of work! Luke is going to need deprogramming when he leaves!

Re the continual repeats. By the time we saw the scene with Silver Fox doing his 'red flag' speech, it had already been shown 5 times in previews and 'coming up next' teasers. 5 Bloody Times!

I suspect Gia and Brook and Mel have all realised their relationships are rocky and going nowhere - Gia probs gave Brook a bump to help her "deal" with the discovery Chris will not be accepted by the general public after his fat shaming and in retaliation for his hatred of fake tanned girls like Gia. Brook and her have clearly formed a bond and Mel is their add on - I don't know if Mel can bond, she seems generally quite distant and off with the fairies. Brook at one point said something like "I am trying to spice it up" or something so I suspect she is trying to keep her place in the show by bringing drama on the producers' request now her relationship is on dodgy ground.

Was the Chanel watch a dig about it maybe being fake = Stella is fake? The rest of the women are clearly more normal that the cray-cray table and need to stick together. I think this will have planted some seeds of doubt with Bec and Alyssa though and they seem insecure enough to ruminate on some of the nasty comments by Brook and Gia.

Fox needs to go - 100% agree he is punching and wanted a younger woman he could impress with his mediocre midlife male achievements.

The other thing about the man fox is that he has four daughters, the youngest of whom is only seven, so unless lady fox wants to be a weekend stepmum for the next 15 years, she needs to run away. This is aside from man fox's complete lack of loyalty and general boringness!

After Fifty My Arse did his red flags they showed a clip of him at the commitment ceremony saying everything was going great. He’s worse than Cabbage Bez.

Haha at 50 my arse. I hope the other blokes call him out on it.

Yes or stalled her until he was at the end of the aisle.

@browneyes77 actually said she had a feeling brook would switch and be a cow from the off, it’s just the rest of us that are 😲😅

I Didn’t think it could get worse but as per usual the Australian lot never fail to disappoint us😂

I reckon 50-my-arse has spent his life being a player, he wants women as accessories, not a fully fledged multi-faceted woman.

Stella is fabulous…..fingers and toes crossed that Filip Felop treats her well

Lol at 50-my-arse!

As FirstCuppa said, Brook has sussed that her and Chris are going nowhere, so she's making her last ditch attempt to be the bride to remember, aka Utter Utter Moo. I hope she and Gia get a good kicking. Seriously, how on earth do they think they'd be portrayed with that whispering and eye-rolling between the two of them.

@BippidyBoppetyI think Mrs Mangle couldn’t believe her luck when she watched the video of Chris saying what he did. I bet she wanted to skip around the room, thinking she could be main character, revealing her ‘shocking evidence.

oh and now, damn and blast, Mangle wasn’t expecting the naturally beautiful, smart and eloquent Stella to be on the show, to dull her fading shine

Oh they absolutely must make the brides watch the grooms and vice versa. That would really set the cat amongst the pigeons.

Never seen such casual use of the word 'cunt' as I have in this thread. Quite remarkable.

They should play all the videos to the whole group, so they can all see who the massive liars are....

I can’t even put my finger on what it was about her that gave me negative vibes.

Maybe it’s when they said she was a model and it was taking me back to ANTM as someone else mentioned. So I was waiting for her to show a less nice side.

Maybe it was seeing Chris’s views, and wondering if they’d chosen to put him with someone who would share his views, so I was waiting for that to come out.

I just didn’t feel quite convinced by her for some reason!