MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Ha ha! I actually had to be told at 12 by a friend that my mum (who’s flat chested) needed to buy me a bra. Embarrassing.

I am a bit behind as just watching the photo rankings. I cannot quite believe Luke. She put him second, that is not bad at all. Luke must know she is not attracted to him so the fact she put him second, is quite good really.

ABSOLUTELY! can’t believe what I have just watched!

Mel is terrifying. She's scarily unhinged, stalking, lying etc.

Gia & Brook are really immature brats with a huge lack of sex awareness. Wouldn't cope of I heard "but did you have sex? and "Girl's girls" as much in the next eposide. They almost make it unwatchable.

I’m watching it all now because I was out but as soon as I saw Brook and her crap I thought of you🤣🤣 saying you didn’t know about her and you didn’t trust her and then low and behold the nasty cow has shown her hand! I’m glad she’s been paired with that ignorant fool, in fact I’m starting to think he might actually be too good for her. I think Stella was right to say there’s two sides to every story so why she got ganged up on is beyond me🤷🏽‍♀️

As for that nut job Mel I hope shes getting some real shit thrown her way on socials! She is an embarrassment, an immature, ridiculous person.

And what’s all this girls girls crap?!? They would hate me because as a mother of two sons I definitely don’t back women and will call them out on their bs of thinking because they are women they should automatically be supported, just like the same women that would slap a man or cause him physical harm and then say you should never hit a woman..no love you hit my sons then I will come for you and I will beat the shit out of you in his place!

And as for the not so sliver fox, HE and his type are the exact reason why even though I am 50 I could never ever date a man my age or older, most are just way too boring for me, now my kids are big I am doing all the things I should have been doing when younger and fully embracing life whilst growing old disgracefully and in my experience ( well the ones I meet ) the over 50s are too mash up and tired both physically and mentally for my liking.

So far all the oz series older men seem to constantly find fault in their partners, I can’t recall one being at least good at the start. They all sound like a miserable whinging bunch out there.

I wonder if Mel actually believes her own bullshit.
She seems to relish in the retelling of the narrative in a way which suits her.
I think she is highly emotionally unstable and a proper bunny boiler.

I did also think second place wasn’t bad but I think it’s because she’s been on at him and being negative about EVERYTHING that it’s all getting a bit much for him.

Poor sod, I feel sorry for him

I have small boobs and I am delighted by that. I've never wanted big ones.

The best advert for small books is The USA office where Jan Levinson gets a boob job and it looks amazing but it is all fake as in not surgery. Very clever and funny and no surgery!

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She’s soooo weird it’s not even funny, like you say bunny boiler and I could actually committing some kind of heinous crime in the name of love and romance…

*hoxtonbabe8

Yes, I see that but I also see, he was very late to the wedding and kept her waiting in front of family and friends (MAFS production team could have stepped in but chose not to, of course!)

Chewing gum through his wedding vows.

The first dinner party, he must know how much effort the couples make and he wore a plain cream polo shirt!

He seems a nice guy but it is a bad match and maybe they just need to go their seperate ways and maybe come back next year with different people.

She's awful dull, I think he would be better off without her!

Sadly, I think MAFS manipulation is at work to make some look crazy, some look desperate etc.

I would have agreed with you until we heard her tales of doing stalkerish drivebys on her exes houses. That’s the sort of behaviour that results in a restraining order.

*hoxtonbabe *

"And as for the not so sliver fox, HE and his type are the exact reason why even though I am 50 I could never ever date a man my age or older, most are just way too boring for me, now my kids are big I am doing all the things I should have been doing when younger and fully embracing life whilst growing old disgracefully and in my experience ( well the ones I meet ) the over 50s are too mash up and tired both physically and mentally for my liking."

You've got to watch Age of Attraction on Netflix! Older men with younger women, but also older women with younger men. Quite fun. Good option when there is no MAFS!

FriendofDorothy yes, Mel is batshit crazy and I think Luke would be good to get shut of her, but I can't blame her for not fancying him. By that I mean you can't make yourself fancy someone!

I can deal with her not fancying him.

I can’t deal with her lying about him and trying to make him look bad to make her look hard done by.

Hmm.
Have revised a few opinions after watching that.
Gia and Mel are even worse than I thought at first.
Steven said Rebecca was opinionated and he's the opposite...then proceeded to give his opinions on everything supposedly wrong with her! And I kept noticing his vest and sweaty armpits showing through!
Brook is awful. I like Alyssa and think she's more attractive than Brook. Maybe that's one of the issues.
Rachel is lovely and came across well.
As usual, the blokes had camaraderie together but the girls became competitive and formed alliances.
I actually thought those big glasses suited Bec as they balanced her face.

*FriendofDorothy8

I am the start to today's episode so I may change my mind on her by the end of that!

Been out too, caught up now.

Me at the beginning of the show "Brook is very beautiful".

Me two commercials later "Brook is a bitch and I wouldn't piss on her if she were on fire".

Kudos to Rachel for speaking up - brave of her.

Sickening the way the gobby girls behaved towards each other. I know the editing crew are at work here but you can't make up that eye rolling and bitchy comments stuff. Mel - I hope she get her romcom - when she's 60 or so and emotionally able to process.

menopausalfart

"Brooke does not like Stella. Why???"

Jealousy, Stella is gorgeous. I thought Brook was stunning but she is not very nice apparently.

Poor Rebecca is being blind-sided by this old geezer who is being rude to her. But again, if he doesn't fancy her, he doesn't.

Did I miss the bit where Alyssa spoke? Did she say anything negative.

I think Alyssa and David will be the stars.

Does anyone in the UK use the term 'green flag'? I have only ever heard the term 'red flag'.

And Filip and Stella. I think they may make it.

Gia and Brook are jelaous because Stella is gorgeous and her and Filip get on well.

(I think the question about the watch was that 'maybe' she thought Filip had bought her the watch, that's all I can think.)

Brook is an arehole.

Ugh I’ve got a headache after watching that. Think I’ll have a read of the spoilers because I’m fed up of it. Why do I never learn?

No. It was filmed in Australia between July and September/October last year - so we are seeing what happened inJuly.

It then started to air in Australia mid-January and here start of March. Hence why spoilers are available online (which we try to avoid!).

The social media posts by Luke’s sisters and friends must therefore be based on what he’s told them as they wouldn’t have seen anything on TV.

There is more than alcohol being consumed in that room.

Bec is definitely on something, the twitching of her nose and chin, the stretching of fingers and all that shifting in her seat.

Appalonia

"Although Brook is v beautiful she looks incredibly ugly when she pulls those contemptuous, sneering faces. It's revealing the true ugliness of her character."

100%, hope the cameras catch a few shots of her making ridciulous faces.

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia

"Why is Gia so obsessed with everyone else's sex lives. Or lack of."

I think she likes to think that she and Scott are the only two with a genuine connection - aka - sex life. Sp hearing that others are not hvaing sex pumps her ego!