MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Yes!

😳😳. You missed out!

I’m watching the apprentice shite at the moment - but will try ER after - remember when it came out but I just never watched it. Better or worse than Greys Anatomy?

Still reeling from that episode. Total car crash.

Poor Stella.

I am still wound up by it too! I can’t bear awful people getting away with being awful

Sooo much better! Grays is a limpid pathetic version! Better characters, better storyline, gritter and has humour!

Going to give it a go. If it’s crap I am going to side eye you and tell everyone you are full of red flags 😜😂

I want to know what happens in the next episode! Does Brooke have to leave the ceremony for being a mean girl???!

Lol, I'll risk it 🤣. I bet you'll love it, and start stalking me 🤣 like Mel

According to Mel stalking is totally normal and everyone does it 😂

DH has watched a couple of episodes with me, never having seen MAFS before.
He’s gobsmacked by the bitchiness, malicious lying and sheer bloody unpleasantness of some of the women on the show.
And by the fact that I told him that there are ALWAYS women like this.
The men are conducting themselves far, far better.
Is it mean to add, possibly better than in real life?

😂

Wow, there was some other level unpleasantness on display there. Who the fuck do Pasta Tits and the Frozen Model think they are?!!!!!

Silver Fox came across as a douche.

Pink Princess could not sink lower in my eyes.

Bec is such a howling mess it hurts me, but she isn’t poisonous just hideously insecure. And should stay away from the booze.

Looking forward to the sofa session. It’s going to be a long wait until Monday!

Gosh, what a bitch Brook turned out to be!

Is it Scott you call Gias man
I think he is very immature.
Mel think the farm is giving her the ick
Luke is so lovely
Ellisa-I think her man was right she is a drama queen. Didn't like her at the wedding

Sadly the foxes don’t seem well matched. I think the older ones are always very much creatures of habit.
The iexperts should just give them what they want. It’s not worth giving a 50 year old traditional man someone with a completely different energy. Most women like “good food” and “holidays”. He also wants someone low key and a supportive accessory. And she needs someone young at heart and dynamic to make up for the lost years raising her child.

Who is Pasta tits and why?

She really is mean, I’m annoyed with myself for not seeing it coming- there will be drama!

Those girls are such cunts

Pasta tits apparently cos she strained pasta which giving viewers an eyeful of her assets. 🤮

You can say that again. As I said before and I stand by it, Cunts of a Feather Flock Together.

Pasta Tits = Gia
I her VT she was draining pasta while flashing her substantial (fake) cleavage

Poor Gia, she’d hate me, I’ve had sizeable assets since I was 12 (and skinny and later curvy with it).

Jealous! I have always had nae tits, substantial arse! 🤣

Gia really got to me whispering comments to/with Brook, she couldn’t come out really and have a go at Alissa or Stella. Yet she talks the talk about having a go at Bec. I could be totally wrong and she’s bitchy off camera but I feel more for Bec.