MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Weird wonder why? Everyone else was
on

Gia - Bully
Brooke - Poison
Mel - DARVO

The Mean “Girls” Girls

If we do, we must all present ourselves at the nearest psychiatric hospital because there will be no saving us.

How about Poison Ivy as a nickname for Brook?

And he proves to the Ixperts they got it wrong 👀

I’ve a feeling Brook may’ve been put in as a disrupter. Is she a model and actress by any chance.

Mel, Moany Mel or Stalker.

Ok then. I'll have to get my reality fix by watching Sister Wives. Which is also bonkers!😂

How do we watch online?

Online Google says she’s just a model.

Watch Age of Attraction! That's my filler for those nights when this isn't on.

I thought all his wives had left him?

I have been watching handcuffed. It is crazy.

I watched it on Shvideos

Do they poop whilst handcuffed? Does the one with the free arm do the wiping?

I second this. It is bat shit crazy - a poor persons mash up of MAFS and LIB 😂

I honestly reckon brooke is genuine 😄

Geeky men she can handle - grown women, not so much

I quite like Chris 🤷🏼‍♀️😄

Classic reference 🤣👏😂

Mrs Mangle. Lock it in.

They get an extra long chain for poos.

Please tell me you are joking

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Im rewatching ER on netflix. I had forgotten how bloody good it was!!

I have never watched ER 😱

Nope its the only time they are allowed a long one. It's a crazy show. Some nice bits though.