MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Who is Julia?

Phew 😂

Ooh, was that John going in on Princess Romcom?

Let me hear him hold that lying little gaslighter accountable!

Mel = damage limitation before commitment ceremony

She's very emotionally intelligent, isn't she?

Think she is the bisexual - maybe 😂

That's because Stella's Lithuanian. No time for bullishit.

Ooh Brook is a diva!

TELL US SOMETHING WE DONT KNOW

You were SO right about Brook.

I thought she seemed alright - until this car crash of a session.

I had to go boil the kettle. Hate fking bullies.

Oh I want to watch the Commitment Ceremony NOW!

( must not go and watch it online...)

Is it on tomorrow?

Wow so it looks like Brook & Chris suit each other after all after that performance. She’s a real bitch.

Monday!!

Did i miss Julia ?

Brook is a diva, Mel is a liar, Rebecca and Stella have the measure of them and they know, period.

Monday!

Not interesting enough to edit apparently

I didn’t see her coming either. Clearly she is used to getting by on her looks that she hasn’t had to worry about her personality

She wasn’t on it. Nor was Greystone or whatever his name is.

She gave me dodgy vibes 😂

What if we end up feeling sorry for Chris? 😱

Gia and Brook are bullies.

What someone said about Brook used to being the most beautiful girl in the room is true, yet my auntie used to be a model and is nothing like her! Total opposite.

Nooo you can’t. Stay faithful to the thread 😂