MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Bec

this is now proper mad

Danny seems gay anyway

Gia is a fucking dick

Was he actually looking at Pasta Tits or is she acting like he was just to make herself feel better and to annoy Bec?

Bec. He is not better looking than you. Let's not talk silly now.

Oh shut up Gia you vile harridan

Not believing Bec at all unless there is a lot we aren’t seeing

Gia shut the fuck up

Gia is right though

Shes like a horrid lizard person. A Gia monster

If only someone else had said it and not Gia

Im glad Bec is being honest this time. I think she needed their support. Even if they're all wrong, it's nice for her right now.

Danny literally said in his audition video that he doesn’t like women with tattoos, heavy makeup and lip fillers.

So basically Gia is not his type.

Seems like she may fancy Danny though…….

They’re all encouraging her🤷🏼‍♀️ madness

Maybe it's like Sarah and Dean from this year's UK season where they both kept saying how much fun they were having and yet we weren't seeing any of that.

I think she is right but Gia is nasty with it insinuating Danny fancies her.

Green flags: we are both as fake and shallow as each other

They are and it’s not fair on her

Oh dear, think Bec’s had too much wine again

It’s a massive vacuous rah rah session.

They’ll be putting up motivational posters at this rate.

😂 true

Same

Bec's one of those people who turns into a different person when they drink

Bec having a dig back at Gia was justified to be fair 😂

Is Bec drunk again or just deranged?

That’s it you tell her Becs

Bec is definitely channeling the Grinch right now

OK. Is it actually such a big deal for him to have forgotten her daughter's name?