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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

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LaMarschallin · 24/03/2026 21:45

Just told DH the prices.
He says it's a brilliant idea to use cheap local ingredients that nobody else wants and charge a fortune for it.

Uglydumpling · 24/03/2026 21:46

Where’s the bloody texture in the bowl of sick

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:46

LaMarschallin · 24/03/2026 21:45

Just told DH the prices.
He says it's a brilliant idea to use cheap local ingredients that nobody else wants and charge a fortune for it.

This man knows what's up. High five from me

bungobungobungo · 24/03/2026 21:46

Diaphragm and fish scales - sounds like the horrors they get given in I’m a Celebrity….

Uglydumpling · 24/03/2026 21:47

I hate massive plates with tiny food

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:47

bungobungobungo · 24/03/2026 21:46

Diaphragm and fish scales - sounds like the horrors they get given in I’m a Celebrity….

Oh god, dont give them ideas. (You already know my stance on maggots) but they'll be doing balut next year!!

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 24/03/2026 21:47

((( @PotterHead1985 )))

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:48

Oh Potts. Hoping for peace for you.

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:48

Potter ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

TheDogsMother · 24/03/2026 21:48

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:45

Side note (after what my last 11 months - and especially last month - has been like) can no one else die please!!! I know I didn't talk to my father, but (along with other deaths) becoming a true orphan in 10 months is shit!

Aww Potter. Hugs to you

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:48

ShamedBySiri · 24/03/2026 21:45

Coffee needs to come with a voucher for pizza down the hill!

Coffee? Surely ground lupini beans!

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:49

Uglydumpling · 24/03/2026 21:46

Where’s the bloody texture in the bowl of sick

Edited

Diced carrots. Locally sourced of course.

ShamedBySiri · 24/03/2026 21:49

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:44

I know its supremely chefwanky, but the chef is not as twatty as some have been.

Yes he does seem more friendly and even with a sense of humour than some.
Some that have featured on a recent episode…Jon was it? The twattiest ever.

bungobungobungo · 24/03/2026 21:49

@PotterHead1985I share your stance on maggots.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:49

Orange is not Mon's colour.

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 24/03/2026 21:50

Why are they impressed with a dish the chef did not design and had someone stand over them cooking?

I’m going to catchup on GBM before I fall asleep

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:50

It’s farmed fish Marcus

ShamedBySiri · 24/03/2026 21:50

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:48

Coffee? Surely ground lupini beans!

Yes I forgot that.
They probably secretly use camp coffee - that’s chicory essence isn’t it?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:51

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:48

Coffee? Surely ground lupini beans!

Bet the locals laugh like drains at that. "Lupini? That's what we drank when we were poor."

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:51

Apologies, it was a rocher

ShamedBySiri · 24/03/2026 21:52

I’ve just realised my comments are out of time! I couldn’t be bothered to wait til 9pm and started watching on iPlayer 20 minutes early.
Apologies for any confusion. 😂😂

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:52

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:51

Bet the locals laugh like drains at that. "Lupini? That's what we drank when we were poor."

Yes, none of that cucina povera shit. They’re off down the supermarket stocking up with bumper packs of Lavazza.

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PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:52

ShamedBySiri · 24/03/2026 21:52

I’ve just realised my comments are out of time! I couldn’t be bothered to wait til 9pm and started watching on iPlayer 20 minutes early.
Apologies for any confusion. 😂😂

I knew something seemed off!!

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:53

Tebbut not enjoying the risotto

TheDogsMother · 24/03/2026 21:54

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:53

Tebbut not enjoying the risotto

‘It’s interesting’

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