Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

Oh they’ve got a thermo thingy!

Omg this pudding 🤣🤣🤣

I just laughed out loud at the line 'as well as having to grate the beef heart, Gareth has 4 Lupini bean elements to manage'.

Cooking doesn’t get any wankier than this.

I know what you mean - Tudor Farm etc with Rith Goodman, Peter Ginn and some other bloke. There was a number of them. I loved them, especially the housekeepery bits

Marcus looks like hes an extra on Howard's Way.

I’m guessing this is t the sort of place to down a bottle of wine and stagger out pissed. 😂

(Given how empty one’s tummy would be the alcohol would be fast acting!)

Fuck my life. Burnt meringue. Sweet jesus. If I wanted that id make a smore or something

He's forgotten his Panama

Norbert seems a bit selective about what is local.

Thank you. Exactly these. Me and mammypotter loved them

Use a fork ffs

My first ever mc thread there was much discussion about the difference. The number of spoons.

Talking of truffles - don’t they forage any of those in that forest?

Yuk!

a bowl of sick

Maximum 8

supreme wankery

Isn't a rocher basically a one-handed quenelle? So, shaped with one spoon instead of two?

And slight shape difference.

Sean just said 5 mountain garnishes there and I was SURE he was gonna say 5 mountain goats!!

I loved those too. Tales of the Green Valley was the first one.

Well it's close to €400 for the food plus another €250 for accompanying wine so not cheap.

DH just said the beetroot look like marzipan pigs.

They do not look incredible mark.

they look doughy and horrid

I love Luke. He’s very humble, watches, listens and talks sparingly.

No waste philosophy...except for all the waste when they get told to scrap and remake something!

I know its supremely chefwanky, but the chef is not as twatty as some have been.

Coffee needs to come with a voucher for pizza down the hill!

Side note (after what my last 11 months - and especially last month - has been like) can no one else die please!!! I know I didn't talk to my father, but (along with other deaths) becoming a true orphan in 10 months is shit!