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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

877 replies

Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

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littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:25

Jeez sorrel and keffir. Strong flavours

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:26

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:23

It’s really just for rich people this restaurant

but on our allotment we have loads of more experienced gardeners who can tell you how to use stuff that you think are weeds

I really could be a wanky forager. 😧

I know not to pick the wild garlic in thrle museum gardens because dog wee.

Fransgran · 24/03/2026 21:26

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:24

Jesus thanks for the horrid memory

My granny had Izal loo paper. It was horrible

TheDogsMother · 24/03/2026 21:26

Where is the other half ?

bungobungobungo · 24/03/2026 21:26

For all their ‘sustainability’ they sure have a lot of plastic containers.

LaMarschallin · 24/03/2026 21:27

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:24

Didn’t they put the chicken feet in cages? <vague terrible memory>

Was that the place they were eating chicken surrounded by huge screens showing ill-treated battery hens?
Or have I been getting "Chicken Run" mixed up with real life again?

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:27

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:26

I know not to pick the wild garlic in thrle museum gardens because dog wee.

Don't pick the wild garlic in my front garden neither so!!

Sorry but can Gareth's really be considered 'cooking' compared to the others

ShamedBySiri · 24/03/2026 21:27

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:24

Didn’t they put the chicken feet in cages? <vague terrible memory>

Yes! To make you think about poor factory chickens or something. 😭🤦‍♀️

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:27

That looks like sick, if you'd eaten a bowl of pot pourri.

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:28

LaMarschallin · 24/03/2026 21:27

Was that the place they were eating chicken surrounded by huge screens showing ill-treated battery hens?
Or have I been getting "Chicken Run" mixed up with real life again?

It wasn’t noma but somewhere else in Denmark I think

worse eposide ever

TheDogsMother · 24/03/2026 21:28

Fransgran · 24/03/2026 21:26

My granny had Izal loo paper. It was horrible

So did my gran. Made great tracing paper 😆

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:28

LaMarschallin · 24/03/2026 21:27

Was that the place they were eating chicken surrounded by huge screens showing ill-treated battery hens?
Or have I been getting "Chicken Run" mixed up with real life again?

😂 Yes, that was it!

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Uglydumpling · 24/03/2026 21:29

SwedishEdith · 24/03/2026 21:14

We've been on holiday in that area. You'd completely forget you were in Italy because everyone speaks German. It's really confusing.

Ah like janick sinner

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:29

It was alchemist in Copenhagen

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/03/2026 21:29

Nice kitchen.

Fransgran · 24/03/2026 21:31

Pine needle risotto. Nein, danke

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:31

Lovely. Toilet-cleaner risotto 🤔

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PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:31

Fuck me. Pine tree risotto. No ta

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:31

Jeez where do they get the rice from the fakers

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:31

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:31

Lovely. Toilet-cleaner risotto 🤔

Not in this house. I use lemon loo cleaner!!!

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:31

And a low fat cheese. Ffs

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 24/03/2026 21:32

Ok can I ignore this programme or do you think there is any competition today?

Halsall · 24/03/2026 21:32

littlbrowndog · 24/03/2026 21:31

Jeez where do they get the rice from the fakers

Very good point.

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ShamedBySiri · 24/03/2026 21:32

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:31

Fuck me. Pine tree risotto. No ta

All washed down with a glass of retsina! 🤢

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2026 21:32

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 24/03/2026 21:32

Ok can I ignore this programme or do you think there is any competition today?

Given it's over halfway through i would say NO, no competition today