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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

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EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:35

Luke is the last person I can imagine on roller skates, unless there's a roller disco that plays Joy Division and New Model Army.

Halsall · 23/03/2026 21:35

Caroline actually seems to have pulled this off. PHEW.
And Luke did brilliantly.

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Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 21:35

Lovely!

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:35

Monica get out the way!

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:36

Halsall · 23/03/2026 21:35

Caroline actually seems to have pulled this off. PHEW.
And Luke did brilliantly.

Yes but bet it doesn’t blood count for next round

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/03/2026 21:36

Custard tart cuisson? Really?

StacyFromCroydon · 23/03/2026 21:36

Cherish is impressed! 👌

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:36

Fucking cuisson again!!

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:36

What wankery “tomos”

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2026 21:37

Tomas parry is very lush

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:37

All that stress and effort and this round counts for nothing.

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:37

Go Caroline! Ah I’m glad she spoke
the others just looked dumb

what’s going on? Only girls can judge girls?

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:37

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:37

All that stress and effort and this round counts for nothing.

Ah here, really? Poor fuckers were close to a stroke

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:38

Luke seems to be smiling more.

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 21:38

Do the chefs not pick their favourite dish, or am I thinking of a different show?

burblish · 23/03/2026 21:39

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:37

All that stress and effort and this round counts for nothing.

I remember years ago that the eventual winner (Jamie?) badly botched his dish for chef's table - it was meant to be consommé but he couldn't get it to clarify properly and was mortified.

ilovesooty · 23/03/2026 21:39

Dead relatives again

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:39

Brief again “home”

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2026 21:40

Oh no not the nonnas and dead grandads

Halsall · 23/03/2026 21:40

Oh FFS. 'A dish inspired by home'. Can they not come up with some slightly more imaginative ideas?

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Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 21:40

Dull brief

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:40

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:38

Luke seems to be smiling more.

Yes, but his eyes are stilled filled with sadness. What is his tragic secret? Or maybe he just has a poetic, elegiac soul?

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:40

Ah mark, I was instantly thinking bacon and cabbage!!

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:40

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:40

Yes, but his eyes are stilled filled with sadness. What is his tragic secret? Or maybe he just has a poetic, elegiac soul?

Father at 17

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:41

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2026 21:40

Oh no not the nonnas and dead grandads

Uncle dermot

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