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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

877 replies

Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

OP posts:
PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:30

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 21:29

Fuck off John. At least he didn’t serve ash crackers

He is clearly obsessed with those poxy ash crackers.

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:30

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:29

Overcooked by 30 seconds!!!

What a poncy bollocky pike of twattery!

How the fuck could you know

all the bloody pricing and filming must slow it all right down - stuff going cold or overcooked

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:31

Some of these guest chefs are surprisingly handsome. Get them on telly more!

ilovesooty · 23/03/2026 21:31

This looks poncey as well.

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:31

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:30

He is clearly obsessed with those poxy ash crackers.

Oh god saw them the very next night as recognised them only to find him on GBM - fcuknoff’n

TheDogsMother · 23/03/2026 21:31

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:29

Overcooked by 30 seconds!!!

What a poncy bollocky pike of twattery!

That’s a very good day in our house 🤣

StacyFromCroydon · 23/03/2026 21:32

I'm sure I saw Caroline in The Other Bennet Sister last night 😄

Also, I feel she should be addressed as Miss Caroline.

And when I win the lottery, I want to employ her as my private chef.

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:32

Cat believe waiting staff don’t have Luke’s cigar thing falling over

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 21:32

Yes Luke!

ilovesooty · 23/03/2026 21:32

Triumph. Well done Luke.

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/03/2026 21:32

Cherish Findon, Pastry Legend, is currently presenting Celeb Bakeoff for Cancer on Sunday nights (I discovered last night).

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:33

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:31

Oh god saw them the very next night as recognised them only to find him on GBM - fcuknoff’n

Same (I caught up with gbm late this week) but I was like fuck sake when I saw him and FUCK SAKE when I saw his ash crackers. Brought me back to the halcyon days of gregg!

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2026 21:33

Well done Luke

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:33

That one leaf on top of the potato tube thingy. Imagine you're a waiter going through the swing doors and the ensuing gust of wind blows it off the plate.

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 21:33

Fuck off John! It’s not about you!

littlbrowndog · 23/03/2026 21:34

Fuck off jon

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:34

I’m so sick of the same sort of meat dishes all the time

be more adventurous!

ilovesooty · 23/03/2026 21:34

Oh shut up you twat.

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:34

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/03/2026 21:32

Cherish Findon, Pastry Legend, is currently presenting Celeb Bakeoff for Cancer on Sunday nights (I discovered last night).

They seem to be plugging cherish quite a bit on here today. It seems like they are only interviewing the same few.

Oh fuck of Jon with your 'imprinted on you' shite (even though luke said it did inspire him)

LaMarschallin · 23/03/2026 21:34

Shut Up, bloody Jon!
"I influenced you" - git

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/03/2026 21:34

StacyFromCroydon · 23/03/2026 21:32

I'm sure I saw Caroline in The Other Bennet Sister last night 😄

Also, I feel she should be addressed as Miss Caroline.

And when I win the lottery, I want to employ her as my private chef.

Not Sweet Caroline (bom, bom, bom)....?

TheDogsMother · 23/03/2026 21:34

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/03/2026 21:32

Cherish Findon, Pastry Legend, is currently presenting Celeb Bakeoff for Cancer on Sunday nights (I discovered last night).

She was surprisingly nice and fun on it.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/03/2026 21:35

Yes Luke!
Now come on Caro!!

burblish · 23/03/2026 21:35

Caroline's dessert looks divine! I adore chocolate with cherries.

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:35

LaMarschallin · 23/03/2026 21:34

Shut Up, bloody Jon!
"I influenced you" - git

Such a big head

bet the other chefs didn’t want to sit next to him after that