Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

We’ve had a home brief already

Wonder who is firing it up at marks restaurant

A Wickla man!! I knew I liked him. Now this Wicklow girl is cheering him on more!!

BBQ'd Irish stew? I wouldn't have thought the weather in Ireland was particularly conducive to outdoor cooking!

What is it with Luke and peas?

I do like pearl barley. Now remember, to be truly Irish that beef needs to be burnt to buggery on the outside but grey on the inside and the vegetables need to have the hell boiled out of them.

Bit difficult to be inspired by Pompey on a gastronomic level…

Hence why he should have done cabbage. Key smell of an Irish hospital was boiled to bollox cabbage!!!

Does Portsmouth have cliffs? I can see Luke in a trenchcoat, standing on the edge of a cliff in an 80s indie video.

No, but he could stand on the Isle of Wight ferry?

What's happened to that other judge?!

It’s ruff as guts I believe so now we know why the eyes

Hmm, bet this stepdad fellow is really a scrap metal dealer from Droitwich. A farm is a bit bloody convenient.

Honestly matt has been nowt but a spare part (I can see why he isn't coming back) and basically showed how unnecessary the speaking cock was

Tears for fears with that scrag ponytail

Oh, I've only just noticed that Matt has been AWOL the entire episode.

I do like a man who can pronounce celeriac. Good on you Gareth, it seems a bridge too far for the likes of Marcus and John(Torode).

No, no, no, Caroline. NOT more tapioca!

No more tapioca!!!

To me Caroline is now giving strong Bronte vibes with her little knot of hair, slight figure and delicate features. Can't imagine her striding around the moors though

I thank the gods durian isn't a fruit from her or her husband's area. You'd smell it through the telly

In a rocking chair?

Im not keen on smokiness in my food.
From exotic Portsmouth to prosaic Brazil...

I grew celeriac, they're about the size of a cricket ball, nothing like that monster!

Ha, yes! I remember it was banned from public transport in Singapore!