Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

This dining room is very GBM-y.

Sally Abe's new place opened in Hackney last week

Sally ♥️

My house was clearly built on a bee line and the poor buggers dont understand why there are 2 glass windows and a whole house in their way!!

I don’t think we get proper bumbly ones here, this one looked like a honey bee of sorts. Very lost though, it was on the floor in a harbour with very few plants around!

Making sugar water for lethargic bees strikes me as a very Caroline occupation. I see her in a bonnet standing in that flowery doorway, smiling gently.

Unctuous. Up there with moist 🤢

I swear. Beards, loose hair, piercings. Shtap it

Aww, I'm pleased for Gareth - they loved his dish!

And mouthfeel

I find this feedback and applause very cringey.

Do you remember Chloe from last year - bloody massive pellets in her nose

He said murder lobster 🦞 😢

Given that half this lot are GBM judges they should give the kind of ouch-inducing feedback they give on that show.

Oh dear mark - too squashed

mark is getting refined!

I do. Pissed me off. I always took my metal out

Och no mark

I wonder how he wanted the lobster to look?

Yeah the feedback isn’t very thorough

I kinda hope the lobster has been murdered. I dont wanna eat live lobster thank you!!

I like Mark but he seems to be the least consistent at this point. I love Victorian Caroline and Melancholy Luke.

Fuck off John. At least he didn’t serve ash crackers

Och shut up catweazel

Who are those people in background in kitchen?

helpers?

Overcooked by 30 seconds!!!

What a poncy bollocky pike of twattery!