Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

I reckon Monica and Marcus choose - like when they put mark on deserts

i just have a feeling Caroline will go tonight - just the way it’s been edited to make us think she is always just out of time and elevated bloody Gareth - he better not win!

Mons face regarding the pickled green Toms!!!

I hate that job.
Can never get my fingernails de-oranged for ages afterwards.

Defo looked fake to me

Poor tiny Caroline!

I think I'd rather destone all those cherries than peel all those tomatoes. Not much in it, though!

She needs a step

Couldn't they have given her an oven she could reach?

That oven shelf looked to be on the wonk…
Sloped tart ahoy?

Caroline won’t be able to check the tart unless she finds a step ladder. The timing better be spot on.

If this were a BBC period drama the downtrodden Victorian governess and the big Irish gamekeeper would have fallen in love when he placed her custard tarts in the oven for her.

Gah, John again!

It’s all very heavy courses

Heavy on the red meat

with the lobsters I suddenly remembered hearing about them being cooked live and then squeaking when they go in the pot - I’m really upset now 🦞

One of the things that really bugs me about MC is the fake jeopardy from the presenters - it used to be Jonty, now it's Marcus - "He's got to get the pressure cooking right" "You have to keep stirring the onions" - as if the chefs don't know.

I had a wee cherry stoner like Caroline's that I lost somewhere when we moved back from America. Now I'm brooding about that too

Not Jon again

They should give them a commis to do the peeling and stoning.
Ffs, catweazles there.

I think it’s for us it’s it 🤔

Pressure cookers scare me.

Hrishikesh Desai. I still get annoyed that he never even got to finals' week when he did the GBM.

I thought that. When the camera kept panning back I was like is the whole shelf wobbling

They defo like to highlight potential disasters

like Gareth is now going to fuck up!

You've got quite a lot to do.

No shit Marcus.

And the ultimate - 'it has to be cooked all the way through'

NO, REALLY????

Catweazle?