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Chicken feet and deep-fried eyeball? That's a pop-up right there! Masterchef: The Professionals Thread 4

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Halsall · 16/03/2026 22:38

Please enjoy the delights of the new thread, Chuffians.

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Halsall · 23/03/2026 21:05

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:04

The Goring. Do you think those flowers around the entrance are real? Somehow fake flowers seems a tad naff for such a smart place. But fresh would need replacing every few days.

Must admit I had that same thought re the flowers.

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bungobungobungo · 23/03/2026 21:05

@PotterHead1985Who needs Graham Norton? 😂

ilovesooty · 23/03/2026 21:06

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:04

You've just outed yourself as being Princess Anne.

🤣

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:06

As it's The Goring we'll probably see Tom Parker Bowles saunter down the hotel stairs in a fluffy dressing gown, asking for an extra shower gel for his room.

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:06

bungobungobungo · 23/03/2026 21:05

@PotterHead1985Who needs Graham Norton? 😂

🤣🤣🤣 memories!!!

I like the sound of gareths dish ngl.

And the Irish lobster sounds good too. So far so good

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:07

Have they chosen their own dishes? I’m confused how the menu is agreed.

ilovesooty · 23/03/2026 21:08

Oh god. Like has the lamb.

Halsall · 23/03/2026 21:08

Lamb 3 ways? Living dangerously, Luke….

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EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:08

LAMB THREE WAYS!!!!! IT'S A MASTERCHEF SUICIDE MISSION!!!!!

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:08

ilovesooty · 23/03/2026 21:08

Oh god. Like has the lamb.

Oh this could go one of two ways.

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:08

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:07

Have they chosen their own dishes? I’m confused how the menu is agreed.

I wonder did they pick the courses out of a hat or were they chosen for them

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/03/2026 21:09

Here we go chouffettes. Had to put subtitles on as dh and ds(both proper grown up.men) are having an in depth pokemon go convo.
Jesus, hes having to do his own butchering@

Halsall · 23/03/2026 21:10

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:08

Oh this could go one of two ways.

Or indeed three 😉

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PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:10

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/03/2026 21:09

Here we go chouffettes. Had to put subtitles on as dh and ds(both proper grown up.men) are having an in depth pokemon go convo.
Jesus, hes having to do his own butchering@

I could do with the subtitles with this ear, but I find it often doesn't match with the vocals and I end up reading who has fucked up before I see it

TheDogsMother · 23/03/2026 21:11

It’s all about the mise en place. Exactly my mantra when doing fish cake and chips.

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:11

At least it's a chocolate custard tart and not a pea one!

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:11

Melancholy Luke is always so placid, I don't think he will be sweating, Marcus. Just like somebody else who has probably shouted at a few of the waiters in The Goring before going on to Pizza Express in Woking.

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:11

Crikey. That’s a lot of cherries to de-stone.

Uglydumpling · 23/03/2026 21:12

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/03/2026 21:02

And why base the show in Birmingham and keep coming back to London?

Still hugely cheaper costs to host it in Birmingham with a few outings

Halsall · 23/03/2026 21:12

TheDogsMother · 23/03/2026 21:11

It’s all about the mise en place. Exactly my mantra when doing fish cake and chips.

😂😂

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PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:12

ShamedBySiri · 23/03/2026 21:11

Crikey. That’s a lot of cherries to de-stone.

Good job she has a fancy de-stoner and not just a knife

EsmaCannonball · 23/03/2026 21:13

Gareth's dish seems like he really wanted to do the main but has just reduced the portion to a starter size.

PotterHead1985 · 23/03/2026 21:13

Lobster brains..... um.... 'yum'!!!! 🫤

Sunbird24 · 23/03/2026 21:13

Eek, peeling tomatoes too

TheDogsMother · 23/03/2026 21:14

Wow peeling 100 tomatoes 😮

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