MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Exactly! Tell your face 🤣

Can't wait for these weddings to be over.

Catching up, what in the ever loving fuck is a Charisma Consultant?

I don’t think she’s mentioned it but apparently she has been with men and women

I couldn’t care less about people’s sexuality. It’s so boring

Shoulders like cheese-slicers.

Charisma has the same facial expressions and vocal cadence as Dylan mulvaney when he is being extra serious.

Leila’s face looks better in the dark

It's all about that rizz, about that rizz, charisma. It's all about that rizz, about that rizz, charisma.

That's all I have.

@QueSyrahSyrah He charges people to remind them to smile and make eye contact.

😱

Just looked it up in the dictionary. You have nailed the definition 🤣

Joe couldn’t wait to tell Stella all about the ‘red flags’ he’d spotted 😂

Likewise

Oh that’s what it is!

Shut the fuck up about the vodka shot Joe for crying out loud. It’s tradition in DH’s nationality to drink shots of neat schnapps throughout any celebratory meal. Neat spirits are about the only thing I don’t drink so I simply don’t. Nobody gives a rats ass.

Surely - as a charisma coach - she is also on the show to promote herself 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

They've got a point when you compare his vows to the more heartfelt vows of some of the others tbf.

Uncle Joe should be an Ixpert !

I can't unsee Phil Spencer now.

The bisexual is the charisma coach not Stella.

What's with the fake laughter? Did they have to take multiple takes to get the right laughter face?

Ohh excuse me - makes more sense

Depends whether he’s right about the YouTube channel 😂😂

Cheek-filler friend wants to be an ixpert.