MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

She has ARMS!

Or just a ribbon or something to separate the chairs from everyone walking by

It's a bit unfortunate the guests are bumping into tourists and getting in the way of their pictures.

The people just walking by is killing me 😄

And joggers!

I'm hoping for a Bec-free evening.

Hi can I join please. Only started watching at the weekend.
This bisexual woman is annoying me. Maybe ive misunderstood her but she seemed to be wittering on about being a much better bisexual than all the others because she's been in love with men and women.
So have most of us love!

I think it looks too plain where they’re located for a wedding setting.

There’s literally just some chairs there and that’s it. They could’ve at least put a couple of simple podiums with some flowers on top where the couple stand. Doesn’t need to be kitted out, but just some flowers or something would look nicer.

I feel like the couples feel more normal than usual years, do you know what I mean? If course it's early days so they could turn out to be as batshit crazy as before...

@Appalonia

I used to have a Polish boyfriend with cheekbones to die for. He definitely DIDN'T look like a potato!😂

You must have dated him in the narrow window between a child and potato stage. It's approximately 2 years long.

“A mind set of abundance”?

They seem like they've been recruited from LinkedIn

That veil is weird.

Her veil is annoying me - keep expecting it to blow away

I keep expecting to see the opera house staff smokers corner.

It's so unusual seeing undoctored faces on this show. Feels almost illegal.

BORING!!

Her vows are not very personal they're full of clichéd phrases.

It’s a smoke free site according to the sign in the background 😄

They all look so normal its thrown me

I feel like we need a bingo card for what she says.

She didn’t want to reveal her charisma too early!

It’s most annoying

How does one achieve arms like hers??

Charisma.