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MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 16/03/2026 19:43

Fill yer boots.

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IAmKerplunk · 16/03/2026 20:43

His face 🤣🤣

Empress13 · 16/03/2026 20:43

Pianoaholic · 16/03/2026 20:42

He's pretty blindsided by that I think!

bet he bats for t’other side also

Seriestwo · 16/03/2026 20:43

Gawd, she’s disappointed the spouse is a bloke

WineBeforeWhine · 16/03/2026 20:43

IAmKerplunk · 16/03/2026 20:43

His face 🤣🤣

😁😆

Choux · 16/03/2026 20:43

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 16/03/2026 20:42

His face 🤣🤣🤣

I think the marriage just ended. I know it was a leading question but don’t tell him in front of his friends 2 hours after you met that you are bisexual.

dillite · 16/03/2026 20:44

I bet if she was now to say that she has 5 kids under 5, he would be super happy.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 16/03/2026 20:44

IAmKerplunk · 16/03/2026 20:30

I’d have a bit of Joe 🤣

I thought you meant uncle Joe 😅

IAmKerplunk · 16/03/2026 20:44

But what difference does her being bisexual make? Unless she wants to shag other women whilst being married to a man?

browneyes77 · 16/03/2026 20:45

Empress13 · 16/03/2026 20:41

Oh purleeesse it’s all about looking good for his channel

Possibly

But he also did say that he used to be a party animal and drink a lot. So if he got to a place where he decided that it wasn’t good for him and chose to go tee-total then he shouldn’t be pushed to have a drink.

Ophir · 16/03/2026 20:45

IAmKerplunk · 16/03/2026 20:44

But what difference does her being bisexual make? Unless she wants to shag other women whilst being married to a man?

It doesn’t! It’s ridiculous

Appalonia · 16/03/2026 20:46

Appalonia · 16/03/2026 20:43

Grayson is thinking, woohoo, threesomes!😂

Actually, it's probably his friends who are thinking that!

Ophir · 16/03/2026 20:46

browneyes77 · 16/03/2026 20:45

Possibly

But he also did say that he used to be a party animal and drink a lot. So if he got to a place where he decided that it wasn’t good for him and chose to go tee-total then he shouldn’t be pushed to have a drink.

Yeah, no one should be pressured to drink

I say that as a person who loves drink

Ophir · 16/03/2026 20:46

Appalonia · 16/03/2026 20:46

Actually, it's probably his friends who are thinking that!

Yes! He looked horrified, they wahey!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 16/03/2026 20:47

Not drinking was in his vows as well 😬

menopausalfart · 16/03/2026 20:47

I've never gotten a strange response to saying I'm bi. Maybe I've just been lucky.

Columbidae · 16/03/2026 20:47

I don't think he'll like it, no matter what he says in public.

I think it'll knock his ego knowing that they were matched on attributes that a woman could have had.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 16/03/2026 20:47

He doesn't care girl because he is also bisexual 😄😄

Seriestwo · 16/03/2026 20:47

When does the charisma start?

Ophir · 16/03/2026 20:47

menopausalfart · 16/03/2026 20:47

I've never gotten a strange response to saying I'm bi. Maybe I've just been lucky.

It’s just not a weird thing to be, except in this…!

dillite · 16/03/2026 20:48

Yeah, because he is going to go "Nope. I am not into that"

Empress13 · 16/03/2026 20:48

Well tell yer bug eyes that then 🤣🤣

browneyes77 · 16/03/2026 20:48

Hearing she is bisexual, his friends faces are like 😮😲😏😏😜

dillite · 16/03/2026 20:49

They are already planning threesomes

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/03/2026 20:49

Methinks he approves too much.

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TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 16/03/2026 20:49

"What's the hardest thing about dating me? I'm bisexual."
YAWN. Unless you're looking for an open marriage/planning to cheat it's a moot point.

Trying to make someone drink isn't cool. I rarely drink. For no reason other than I never fancy it. Anyone who tried to make me would get short shrift. And I'm bisexual so clearly mega important and special.

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