MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

That's the way to do it.

Neigh!

How long until she accuses him of looking at another woman?

He's made it clear he wants to stay.

At least Davis and Alissa know how to do rock, paper scissors properly.

'That thing' was awful!!!

I wonder how they would do the ranking task before they met anyone!

Its so giving me Polpot and Shitlid. Did he not go off with one of the other brides after the show? And she was hugely jealous/ possessive.

Yes, that would be great

I think there was some Amy flirting but nothing real.

Why does Mel blink in that weird rapid fluttery way?

Princess Pouty's weird elven ears are creeping me out. Back to Rivendell you!

🤣 I think he’s the most physically unattractive guy there. I think there’s something about Luke that’s attractive.

Because she's a princess

😁😁

Think Mel just wants to live in a Disney film

What's wrong with her?

Mel seems like she sleeps with a stuffed toy when sad, instead of a bottle of wine

Very Disney adult

She’s a weird stalker?

I’ll have Luke as she doesn’t want him

I think hanging out with the stripper guy has warped him!

Run Luke. Run!

Wtf was that revelation? Confessing to be a psycho?

So Mel is a psycho stalker...interesting 😳

Luke's the best-looking bloke there.