MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

I think Charisma’s husband is not all that bright.

That's t'other one, not Lithuanian lady.

What does the Lithuanian lady do?

Stella is a beauty therapist. Julia is the charisma coach

Beauty something or other.

I think she's a beautician.

They speak the same language in a lot of ways 🤣🤣

How old is Jigsaw face? Could be 20, could be 57.

I’m so bored

The charisma coach needs someone with more actual charisma. Although he's good looking,I think he might be a bit dull...

Ah okay - I'm still rooting for her

This friend is 🙈🙈🙈

I think the producers help write the vows.

Leila is annoying as hell

Sorry 🙈

look out for buying signals

Is she very drunk?

Irl this friend would be distanced from soon after the wedding 😬

Leila is trying to wind him up.

Green sequin dress lady has the look of both Liz Hurley and her son (who is also beautiful)

Leila is irritating the hell out of me

Girl, shut up.

Actually she seems to be quite mental

She could be a bride in a future show

She's talking all over him. Role reverse - if that was a best man talking over a bride .....

Shuddup lady!

Hope he tells her to fuck off

Ooh she is annoying

I want to slap her

Who said Leila with the filled face had main character syndrome? On the money!