MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Bec shouldn’t be on a programme like this.

I was just thinking this. She’s a poor soul

Oh god he’s going to give her a sympathy shag isn’t he which will make her feel even worse

OK, YouTube man got the memo on how to complete the task.

Filip knows how to do the photo ranking task.

Stella seems genuinely lovely.

Remember PolPot trying to force Shitlid to service her....

Filip showing how it’s done 😂

Bwahahaha. I'd forgotten about polpot

You can't have a go at Chris for saying what he finds attractive, then get everyone to rank the attractiveness of the other contestants? FFS.

And Stella, David and Alissa.

Yup. That was my thought too.

Oh god yes 😂

Come on Luke. You can do this. Although perhaps he might as well put just about anyone at the top of his list.

Wonder if Pasta Tits will want him once he loses that hair he has bald patches !

Can't believe Luke put Princess Pouty first! She will no doubt shit on him

Oh I wish he’d put her in her place - literally.

Easy life. In theory.

Mel isn’t going to put Luke at the top is she, because he isn’t the real Prince Charming

I noticed the bald patches also. At first I thought it was just my TV being blotchy.

Are they ranking looks or personality?

Daddy? Eww.

Looks

OK, so she scored him higher than I expected.

🤢