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MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 16/03/2026 19:43

Fill yer boots.

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Ophir · 18/03/2026 20:08

WineBeforeWhine · 18/03/2026 20:07

Is that ok ? But not the other bloke saying what he didn’t want, ie a larger person? I’m confused.com

They’re both fine in my book, everyone has preferences 🤷🏼‍♀️

Im fat but it’s fine if someone doesn’t fancy me

dillite · 18/03/2026 20:08

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 20:08

Oh Danny - she already knows 🙄

Doesn't look like she does

WineBeforeWhine · 18/03/2026 20:09

Ophir · 18/03/2026 20:08

They’re both fine in my book, everyone has preferences 🤷🏼‍♀️

Im fat but it’s fine if someone doesn’t fancy me

I’m glad you said that because I think it’s fine too (and I’m a fatty)

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 20:09

dillite · 18/03/2026 20:08

Doesn't look like she does

😄 do you think she keeps trying it on?

I dunno, she was a dick but I feel sorry for her now

Seriestwo · 18/03/2026 20:10

Whatever she did to his anaconda he doesn’t want her to do again

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 18/03/2026 20:10

My tv must be slow, I'm behind by about a min even though I'm watching live. It makes the comments on here very confusing!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 20:10

WineBeforeWhine · 18/03/2026 20:09

I’m glad you said that because I think it’s fine too (and I’m a fatty)

I think its

'My type is someone smaller than me' = fine

'Fuck off fatty' = not fine

IAmKerplunk · 18/03/2026 20:11

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 18/03/2026 20:10

My tv must be slow, I'm behind by about a min even though I'm watching live. It makes the comments on here very confusing!

I’m a min or 2 behind too. Very annoying!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/03/2026 20:11

Seriestwo · 18/03/2026 20:10

Whatever she did to his anaconda he doesn’t want her to do again

If must’ve been pretty bad if he doesn’t want more sex. Most men try it again.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 20:11

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 18/03/2026 20:10

My tv must be slow, I'm behind by about a min even though I'm watching live. It makes the comments on here very confusing!

Are you using the app? Its like a minute behind

SabrinaThwaite · 18/03/2026 20:11

WineBeforeWhine · 18/03/2026 20:07

Is that ok ? But not the other bloke saying what he didn’t want, ie a larger person? I’m confused.com

Did he ask for someone kind, thoughtful, intelligent, confident, family orientated etc?

No. Just tits and arse.

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 18/03/2026 20:12

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 20:11

Are you using the app? Its like a minute behind

Yes, I assume so anyway. I'm watching on a firestick

browneyes77 · 18/03/2026 20:12

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/03/2026 20:11

If must’ve been pretty bad if he doesn’t want more sex. Most men try it again.

I suspect it was more because he was drunk.

He didn’t fancy her from the start, got pissed, had sex and then regretted it after.

Calabasas · 18/03/2026 20:12

I’m not feeling sorry for her but I would feel so bad if someone said there was no sexual chemistry straight after we’d had sex. On national tv. Unless I thought it was too which she obviously doesn’t?

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/03/2026 20:12

browneyes77 · 18/03/2026 20:12

I suspect it was more because he was drunk.

He didn’t fancy her from the start, got pissed, had sex and then regretted it after.

Oh that makes more sense.

Appalonia · 18/03/2026 20:12

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/03/2026 20:11

If must’ve been pretty bad if he doesn’t want more sex. Most men try it again.

Tbh I've never had a man sleep with me and THEN say there's no sexual chemistry. Makes no sense!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 20:13

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 18/03/2026 20:12

Yes, I assume so anyway. I'm watching on a firestick

Yeah, that's normal unfortunately

IAmKerplunk · 18/03/2026 20:14

I’ve shagged someone, enjoyed it at the time but then realised I didn’t want a repeat performance 🙈 I can’t be the only one

dillite · 18/03/2026 20:14

Appalonia · 18/03/2026 20:12

Tbh I've never had a man sleep with me and THEN say there's no sexual chemistry. Makes no sense!

I have because in my experience most men will stick it into just about anyone. However, I have never expected them to be doing it for any other reason other than just a shag.

Appalonia · 18/03/2026 20:15

IAmKerplunk · 18/03/2026 20:14

I’ve shagged someone, enjoyed it at the time but then realised I didn’t want a repeat performance 🙈 I can’t be the only one

Oh God, me too! Just not on national television...

dillite · 18/03/2026 20:15

Perhaps of they started talking about something else, they might grow to want to shag each other's brains off.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 20:17

Danny's lips are dry

IAmKerplunk · 18/03/2026 20:17

Appalonia · 18/03/2026 20:15

Oh God, me too! Just not on national television...

Ha ha and there’s the difference! I wouldn’t have done it in national tv either.

But Bec can’t force him to feel sexually attracted to her. You either feel it or you don’t- and once it’s gone it’s gone I think. She can’t force it, nor should she make him feel bad for not wanting to shag her

Appalonia · 18/03/2026 20:17

Bec is so vulnerable, makes me feel really sad.

dillite · 18/03/2026 20:18

Danny, just stop talking.

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