MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Luke is playing this perfectly though, he doesn't care about romcom

Luke bab.

Pack your bags and go find yourself a nice country farm girl.

Princess Romcom isn’t for you.

Well at least she was honest. She obviously doesn't fancy him. Why lie??

I thought she'd put him in the middle!

Seriously, this is a shit task.

The two of them just standing there in silence, looking awkward as fuck.

I saw a bald patch too. It happens but I think Gia is very superficial.

I hate this task so much

I agree

I honestly have never seen the point in it, other than to make some people feel like shit.

Oh, are they allowing them to have phones this year then. I thought that usually those are banned.

Mel and Luke are soooo awkward.

I thought Mel was going to put Luke just above ‘daddy’ and behind Danny.

What is the weird thing she's using on his back??

I think Rachel and Boat Boy might be a slow burn.

It's a massager and it's brilliant

I had a lot of respect when Timothy (Lucinda Light's "husband") refused to do it. Especially because they women were all so much younger than him.

Nahhh.

A friction burn maybe. He doesn't come across as someone who can touch a woman without giggling.

🤣🤣.

Scott is disgusting

Thank you, I couldn't remember who it was.

hes defo not looking for intelligence in a woman 😁😁

Psychologists should know better than to make people do this task. It’s pathetic

Why on earth do people think Danny is good looking?? He looks he should eat from a nosebag

Wait till Bec finds out that Danny was Gia's 2nd choice. And you know that Gia will make sure to tell Bec all about it.