MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

That's what you get when you aren't allowed to smack your kids

I want Luke to just say " Well I'm off to the pub" and leave her to her misery.

Have they checked Mel's passport? Because she looks and acts like a 15 year old.

Mel is awful. Sorry. She’s worse than anyone before

Were Mel's parents at the wedding? I'm assuming she's been spoiled to death.

Mel is awful, she won’t improve.

Do we know what Little Miss Whiney does for a job?

Whines.

Her mum was there and gently and wisely told her to get over it and give him a chance.

Has Mel even watched the show before? Surely her friends and family don’t tolerate this shit from her?

Ironically it said communication specialist when her name banner came up.

She’s a petulant child stuck is Disney princess stage. He’s being so nice considering she’s being such a total bitch. Which she doesn’t deserve.

Works in a call centre then.

I had to travel to Stoke for a company event.

So whilst it was lovely and sunny and warm outside, we sat inside all day. I WFH so if I hadn’t have had to go there I could’ve enjoyed a nice lunchtime walk in the sun. But no I had to listen to people talking about KPI’s 🙄😂

Time to cause some draaahmaaaahhhhh

😂😂😂

Be careful Pasta Tits. Your words are about to bite you on the arse.

Mr Silver Fox wasn’t looking interested

Pasta boobs more interested about the other couples. Again.

I played golf and swore a lot. So many birds out and about - the pheasants were living dangerously.

I want those legs.

I hate pheasants. They are the dumbest birds in existence. Just dumb. And suicidal.

I’ve got the length.

Just not the slenderness. Especially around the thigh area 😂😂

Ooh this task could be dangerous...

Mine are tree trunks!