MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Luke and RomCom should just start off in separate flats. Just do the kind thing.

Must be short term serviced rentals.

Why did they both go downstairs with all their luggage?

Was just thinking this...

Why did they both wheel their cases (at snail speed) to find the key. Surely one of you would stay with the cases and the other go and get the key?

Oh, of course Romcom and Luke have got the bedsit!

That sofa is definitely very snug.

Who slept with a 27 year old??? When they’re 60

Too daft to leave them there.

Ugh, just go home. Joy sucker isn't suddenly going to start enjoying herself.

Their apartment is awful

Suits them, then.

I think it’s because even my one bed flat seems much bigger than the flats they have on MAFS

Was it on this show?

Im sure the UK apartments are bigger. Never watched Aus before

These 2 should just throw in the towel, they're just totally incompatible. I don't want to watch this, it's just painful and pointless.

Noo on Age of Attraction - sorry

I’m sorry I couldn’t live with her

That Mel is beyond awful. Just when you think she can't get any mardier, she does.

Mel is so superficial she makes a puddle look deep.

It was the young woman and the older man. But then there's also the 27 year old guy with the 54 year old woman.

'Are you happy with the wedding photo at least?' He's had enough of her shit.

What a damn miserable cow she is

Mel is such a sulker - she isn’t even polite

So, wasn't today a gorgeous day? I was boiling hot when I went out. I don't know what to wear!