MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

These video interviews are going to cause a shit show…..

They’re not very good at dodging golf balls.

One took out my car windscreen once - it was like someone had lobbed a brick at it.

What did he say about fat people?

Apparently they turn him off

I think Chris spends some time in the manosphere.

I’m with him on the orange hands

Me being needy and fat

Colour me all colours of surprised

God, me too

He's SO superficial. Dumb and hot. Fat pp. Needy.

Yuk! And he's no bloody oil painting or great intellect himself. The epitome of a v average man with a huge sense of entitlement.

I blame Romcoms!😂

And that’s what my thighs look like!

He is a classic manosphere member. Would do well on a Louis Theroux show as an exhibit.

I prefer to call mine well muscled.

Did we see his parents at the wedding?

I find all these men quite dull and mid tbh. The only one I find vaguely attractive is Grayson. And a lot of the women are stunning!

Being really slow but why Pasta Tits? Get they’re fake etc & she’s awful but how come Pasta?

I think weird woolly jumper people

Even Grayson has mad staring eyes at times.

Cos she’s got Italian heritage.

Ah yes

The first clip of her was shaking pasta and her tits at the same time.

Because her intro VT showed her deep throating a bowl of spaghetti in slow-mo.

Brook and her never-ending legs is not impressed.

Ok thanks!!

In her intro they were zooming in on her straining pasta whilst wearing a very skimpy top and pushing her boobs together