MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

She is a nightmare! I really don’t like her at all.

All I remember about Mick is his wellies and his tache. Poor Luke, I feel for him; she’s horrid to him!

I found you!
So much to catch up on - what do we think gave the Large Leprechaun the ick re Bec? I wondered if her body is a little out of shape still and she is shy in bed or maybe stretch marks? I am not surprised she is feeling insecure after that.

Agree Barbie is average and spiteful. She has said some slightly sensible thinks about Princess though. Princess reminds me of someone Louis Theroux would interview about really believing they are a Princess and can do magic with a light up wand. She'd be pulling Louis through her pink house and squealing "come and see my fluffy pink bedroom!" before asking if she could plait his hair.

Gia looks like she could be on Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Yes I’ve read that unbelievable! A MAFS first !

After MAFS tonight I watched Made in Chelsea. Good grief that won’t be happening again 🤣

Maybe she literally can’t take the smirk off her face. Because of the treatments.

• HeeHaw ironing Boat Boy’s shirt giving mumzone vibes.

• Cynical Chris’ stained shirt colour looked like he doesn’t separate his whites.

• Gia squaring up to make a play for the Danaconda - to get one up on Bec - but will pass it off as doing her a favour by showing he’s not into her and will claim he’s wronged them both.

• Poisonous Pink Princess (PPP) needs a Charisma workshop - and reality check out of Disney World. Should be more generous with her interest in getting to know Mescal, to put him at ease. Big John gearing up to give her short shrift on the couch. But TBF the gum passing during nuptials was pretty icky.

• Foxes talking a lot of sense.

Just hopping on to say I think Rachael looks like Rikki Lake. Blast from the 90s. 😆

Yes, she does. Go Ricki!

Go Rikki 😂
(Although I did just Google her and think maybe not... And it's a shock to see her looking grey 😱 obviously I haven't aged at all!)

She made a good film about giving birth some years ago.

Gosh I need to go to bed!

I want to slap that smug, smirking face.

Oh I didn't know it had started!

I am racing to catch up. Poor Brook is caught with Chris and poor lovely Danny is with Bec, who seems a bit crazy! But I am very far behind, just about to start episode 4....

Poor David's knee!

Rebecca is amazing for 51.

So of course I had to google, she still looks great!

I feel a bit sorry for the Farmer guy. Clearly his wife is very insecure, but it seemed like she waaaaaaaaay overreacted to what he said at the picnic, and she was laughing along and suddenly like 'now I'm offended'.
And when they brought it up at the dinner party she said it was behind them but her face said it wasn't. I mean what the hell did he say that was so offensive? I hope he's not going to be cast as this season's 'Casper' because he doesn't seem capable of defending himself / his character too well.

He’s the boat fixer, not the farmer. The farmer is married to the princess.

It would have been interesting had he explained exactly what was said how the others would have reacted... I imagine a lot of confused faces around the table. I imagine they're all imagining he said something about her looks or her weight or something, not 'do you you get a bit shouty at the football'.

Ah, yes thank you. That's right. So far the names and occupations aren't sticking at all. I feel even sorrier for that guy, that bloody Pwetty Pink Pwincess RomCom is a complete child and I hope John is going to give her a good talking to tonight.

dapsnotplimsolls
"Are they hoping she'll turn one of the other wives?!"

Of course. That is very MAFSAU!

Mel is a truly awful, vile creature. Poor Luke. If that was the other way around, there would be uproar. She’s a nasty smug toxic little brat.

(I’m warming to Chris)
shh.

Gia’s dress is repulsive

what on earth is she thinking?