MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Oh this is awkward

How awful do you have to be though to be like Gia and smile at someone else's struggles

Maybe he's just trying to work out if any part of you is genuine!

You are sitting opposite him. He literally has nowhere else to look.

Here we go, Pasta Tits is going to flirt with the Danaconda.

Insecurity!

Sorry but did the others not go on honeymoon?! 😄😄

Revelations Week, cue dramatic music!😂

Hate the photo ranking

It’s just nasty.

Can I interest you all in another trashy masterpiece? Age of Attraction on Netflix. So utterly ridiculous.

I saw that advertised but not sure I can cope 😩 Is it worth the self disgust I will inevitably feel?

Yes. Yes it is. It's so bad. Makes MAFS look like high brow television.

Oh gawd. I will give it a go 🙈

I call them HeeHaw and Boat Boy.
Filip is Flip
Julia - charisma
Mel - Pinky
Luke - Farmer bloke

They showed them last week. She looked way better

MN won’t let me post it for some reason

This is who Luke reminds me of

Gia is just awful. She literally cannot take the smirk off her face hearing about other couples that aren’t doing so well.

I do know some things about some of the brides on this season and I won’t say anymore but suffice to say there’s a hella lot of bad behaviour on the way.

Look at Chris being all supportive to Luke . He’s a big softie really.

So boring being all about gia and bec

If you were in prison Bec is the scary cell mate you’d be praying not to get. Gia looks like a character from Bo Selecta - I think all the bigging herself up is because she knows she’s not the 10 she pretends to be.

I think Charisma does get dressed in the dark; the tie dye jumpsuit is not a good look.

Bec is a bit pissed and spiralling…

I am not fond of any of them. But I particularly dislike Gia and her nasty speculation about people sex lives and her sense of superiority because she is shagging like a rabbit.

i’d like to slap the one who thinks she should be a princess too. She doesn’t live in the real world.

How many times is Gia going to shout, ‘who’s had sex?’ She’s a nightmare!

Farmers don’t have much luck on this show. I’m reminded of two of my all time favourite contestants, Jessica and Mick.