MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Bec's duck face makes people immediately know shes insecure about her teeth

Not heard the word bonked in a while!

Don’t lower yourself

Ooh Becs face

What is that pink top?!

Haven’t caught up so may have already been said but Filip is giving Anne Hathaway’s twin brother. Before her surgery made her not look like Anne Hathaway that is

I agree.

Charisma's top does her chest no favours

Is your full name Luke?!
What would Luke be short for?

Do not like Julia’s outfit - not flattering on her at all

Lukas?

Did Mel just ask if Luke’s full name was Luke after he asked if her full name was Melissa?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She's not bi is she?

Melissa’s up her own backside

Mel seems about 12 when standing next to luke

Well she hasn’t said but I think she could be

I like Mel’s dress - would look fab on the nurse

Mel needs to grow up and get a clue

Oh fuck off Mrs Romcom movie princess. She makes me vomit.

Oh, Mel, shut up about the fucking rom com. It's boring.

OH FUCK OFF WITH YOUR ROM COM MAIN CHARACTER BULLSHIT!

Gia, already trying to establish whether her & Scott are ‘top couple’

Someone should remind her it’s not a competition 🙄

I misheard then and thought she said 'vomcom'!!
Maybe it's more like that in her opinion..
But Luke seems okay really.

This. With bells on.

Mel is very silly with her romcom nonsense.