MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Put Mel together with Charisma and they can then main character energy together

Oh here we go with the romcom again.

Cinderella needs to get a grip.. she thinks she’s in Bridgerton?!? Her husband seems like a nice man

But Rom Com couples usually start out hating each other. 🤷🏼‍♀️ What more does she want?

Right?

She’s doing my fucking nut in with her childish romcom princess crap

So far, other than the staged late arrival to the wedding, I am yet to see anything wrong with Luke. He has his own sodding farm!

What exactly is wrong with Bec’s teeth? Now someone has said it I can’t under it, her lips and mouth are making strange shapes.

Unsee it not under it

Luke is a farmer.

No way Princess Pea could live on a farm.

Not even if he recreated his own feel good version of Babe for her .

An overbite maybe

True 😂

Her jaw is very triangular. It looks like she needed braces to widen her jaw/ teeth.

Luke is fine. He’s not my type but he’s not the worst guy ever. Mel is being and has been a total rude bitch to him.

ah ok

Exactly! Even her mum said get a grip ( in a kinder than us way, lol)

Yeah he’s not my type either but is inoffensive and seems the best of the men so far

Looks more like she has a large overbite?

I think she just has a tiny chin.

DH calls it the chipmunk look.

That plain ass top was $300? Did he order a pack of 100 from Temu or something?

😂😂

Really like Brooke. She seems quite funny.

Im a bit behind, but Gia and Bec doing my head in already. Just let them fight it out in the street outside the kebab shop and be done with it

Was he not at the bachelors party?

That top looks like it's gone off white in the wash!

Steven is weird

Steven is just awkward.