MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

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Fill yer boots.

I like Brook too. Nothing to prove on the looking fabulous front.

Far out Brussel sprout 😂😂😂

They both have a lot of looks insecurity. It's a real shame Gia has become like the bullys from her childhood. Nasty little digs and looks; she was rude to Rachel.

How dare you.

MAFS dinner party over Emmerdale! 😂😂

The inflated lips too - don’t forget the inflated lips

That might just be the most unexciting top ever.
A stain would add interest!

Nay Mr Wilks

Australian farms look nice!

I dislike Mel. She's a brat.

The best phrase

He's going to a dinner party in a polo shirt? Not even a button down shirt? Not sure why he's worrying about a stain.

Why the hell did they stick Luke with a brat?

He looks a bit like an unattractive Paul Mescal

She is insufferable.

I think Luke is a sweetheart

Hmmm. I’m not sure about her yet.

Not her looks or anything. More whether her personality will be ugly.

Bitchy

Alissa’s dress is cute.

I’d completely forgotten about David and Alissa

I reckon they’re going to be a power couple!

Ixperts. Please stop referring to Rebecca & Steve as “our more mature couple”

They’re my age. You’re making me feel old.

It's quite refreshing seeing couples being OK with not having shagged on the first night. And seem happy with each other still.

Rachel is scary

Whatever, so get constantly saying she’s hot and everyone else us ugly, not as good looking as she is not as hot as she is you don’t consider bitchy but me calling her out that she’s mid at best and I’m bitchy.

All here fawning over someone that’s pumped full of Botox and plastic surgery. I don’t normally mention looks but for someone to keep going on about how hot she is and how the rest of the women are trash, then yeah I will say she looks like white chicks because she does.

Bec is already jealous. I think she arrived predisposed to being jealous and has been in that headspace since.