MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

@JellyBeanSpring25 I didn’t clock that. Will pay attention. With charisma I didn’t think she looked liked LL or even sounded like her…. It was just her ‘energy’ or something that reminded me of her .. (now I am sounding like LL!)

Charisma's not my jam.

Ok from memory the couples are:
Gia and Scott
Bec and Danny
Rebecca and Stephen(?) (older couple)
Stella and Filip
Julia and Grayson
Mel and Luke
Alyssa and David
Brook and Chris(?)

bit of thought needed…

Rachel and The Boat Mechanic. Can’t remember his name.

I usually record MAFS Australia so I can fast forward the repetitive bits and recaps. Last night I watched it live. Never again. I hate the wedding episodes. So boring.

Well remembered @Choux.
Who is our money on making it? I think the happier the individuals are with themselves the better relationships they have.
That rules out all the fat to thin people and the coaching/therapists ( all need validation they are good enough).
Also anyone that can’t be vulnerable (cheaters and cheated on )
And those that live in totally different locations ( city girls with country boys etc).

So basically all of the contestants on the show

That was one of the duller ones! Lithuanian lady's friend was soooooooo ghastly. Amazed that the Charisma Coach didn't tell her to fuck off. Can't bear people who tell other people how they are feeling. So not on.

Couldn't manage to get remotely interested in the bi-sexual and her new husband. Hopefully, they might get a bit more interesting as time goes on but they are both coming across as way to mature and grown up for MAFS!

Bring on the dinner party tonight.

I always record it too and watch in the morning as I'm retired.

The Charisma Coach is the bisexual lady (Julia).

Lithuanian lady (Stella) married YouTube man (Filip).

Stella has the best bridal dress of the series

Fil reminds me of Plug

Whilst he obviously is thinking about his channel, you cannot possibly know that he hasn’t had issues with alcohol . He said things in his vows that suggested he might have had. I drink far too much for my own good, but would never make someone feel bad for not taking a shot. If you’d ever known a recovering alcoholic (I know a couple), you woukd never have made that comment.

agree with this - can actually see why most of them have been matched & no stand out really awful types yet

Just catching up now…that woman who was talking to the YouTube groom and saying “I can see you’re irritated…breathe.” Fucking hell.

From the dinner party clip Rachel and Mel seem to have completely different personalities in a group setting than when they’re alone with their husbands.

And you're welcome over here for a long lie in 😶!

Just caught up on last night’s episode, god didn’t it drag!
Stella seems nice and her dress was gorgeous.
but her friend, bloody rhombus face #2, main character syndrome!

I thought it was a bit iffy when Charisma (Julia?) was going on about that she’d been with all shades, flavours etc, isn’t that announcing to the world (plus in-laws) that you’ve touted it around a bit - in your vows? 👀
It’s bizarre how she acting like she’s the first one to discover bisexuality, do you want a special badge?

Ooooops, I clearly wasn't paying attention. I thought Filip was the charisma coach 😂. What does he coach - when he isn't being a chippie?

Can’t wait for dinner party tonight!

D0 we get any honeymoon from the last two sets or just straight to the dinner party?

I've got a chicken curry on to eat whilst watching, tonight. Looking forward to it

It's disgusting that they judge someone for not drinking . Nobody should have to intake anything they don't want. No judgement.

I'm worried tonight will be 90% honeymoons then 10% dinner party - to be continued tomorrow night ...

We haven’t seen that much of the honeymoons so far though.

Probably because they are all hiding behind the palm tree