MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

Here we go…..

I’m on the Toffifee

God, here we go with the competitiveness. It's not Love Island people.

Crunchy cheddar and walnuts here.

Let's have some guesses as to who Danny has been eyeing up. My money is on Charisma. Or the sound engineer.

Why does it have to be a competition?

Have you tried the white choc version?

That bath looks way too small and well shit

Stella seems happy … so far.

Certainly have!
Wish they’d make a dark chocolate version

Hate a bath

There's also a coconut one and it's banging.

Ohhhh

Wearing a beanie in the bath is a new one on me

You met 1 day ago, it's OK not to shag yet.

Ooh must try that!

It's pissing it down with rain on their outdoor bath.
It looks like a wet Wednesday in Walsall, circa 1920.

Why wasn’t I informed about this!

I think you're right...

Ok. We noticed it then😂 I thought it was just me thinking what’s this madness

Is that the first “walls up”?

Ugh friendzone

His eyes are way too intense

5 mins of TV and then ads?? Fucking hell.

Let's hope the Ming dynasty doesn't show up. Sasha and her folks!