MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 3 UK Pace NO SPOILERS PLEASE. The Danaconda says no.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Fill yer boots.

How very dare you!

She looks like the love child of the Grinch and Martha May Whovier

Bec is going to be bullied and humiliated imo

She should've came in calmer and more polite

The Makings Of A Murderer, it’s an evening with an ex undercover detective. We are starved of culture down here in the offshore isles.

I missed tonight. Is it worth watching on catchup and if so where? C4 doesn’t work on my iPad anymore.

I would say not. Bisexual charisma coach bride married a man. A nice woman with crazy friends married a fitness you tuber.

Yup!

Only if you have literally nothing else to do and hate yourself

Not that I'm complaining, but how come we've got a dinner party tomorrow? Haven't they got some more honeymoons to go on?

Julia is so beautiful.

Sounds great, enjoy!

Good point. Maybe the first half will be the remaining honeymoons?

Is Julia bisexual? She should have said

these first episodes seem to have gone on forever

Bit late to the thread as I have been playing catch up. Now finally up to date phew!
2 observations from tonight. Stella seems ok but her friends are awful. The guy has said he hasn’t drank for 2 years. Why should he break that to satisfy everyone else? Also I think he was just trying to give her a snapshot of his life re the you tube thing. her friends are way too critical.

Also. Does charisma remind anyone of Lucinda light?

I’m on catch up.

Jeez, Grayson’s face when she dropped the bi bomb - his jaw literally dropped!

Then a good catch with the ‘hmmm, threesomes!’ face.

Who’s gonna Love It and who’s gonna List It?

Are Stella’s friends in the mafia? I’m scared 😟

Also it would appear that Julia’s main identity is being bisexual which is completely cringe. Also the hat she was planning to buy when she was with her mum was horrid so I’m expecting the fashions to go downhill.

If he arrives at the diner party at the same time as Danny, someone is going to say "why the long faces, guys?"

🤣🤣🤣

Whichever groom who says "who are all these people " tomortow at the dinner party has it spot on. I cant remember half of them!

@beasmithwentworth
Also. Does charisma remind anyone of Lucinda light?

She didn’t, but her mum did!

Scooting in for the late showing. Both couples tonight have potential, both seemed to like each other.

Hopefully Croatia-boy is there for right reasons. I couldn’t work out if Joe wanted the bride or the groom for himself. Didn’t take to him or the bridesmaid at all.

Bi-Charisma and Grayson Perry looked good together. I think the whole “I’ve dated different whatever’s” was a producer set up with the astonished freeze frame look!

It’s odd there only seem to be 9 couples? I want to list them but if I google, all sorts comes up. Can anyone remember them all before tomorrow dinner party?

That episode felt like it was three hours long and I was forwarding the ads.

Grayson and Charisma bore me to tears with all their therapy speak.

Trying to force someone to have a shot when they don’t drink is terrible.

I think Uncle Joe should be allowed to attend the dinner parties.

Can't wait for the dinner party 🥳