MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

She’s got the measure of him already!

His friends look like schoolboys

She has a look of Kate Middleton. Let’s hope he’s met his match the arrogant twat

Haha love she’s got him sussed

Did twats mate just say “She’s taking the piss”

Cheeky F……

I don’t recall how long his overalls were.

'Its gonna happen'

His three mates

🤣

The ones that smoke behind the bin sheds and are always in detention "for doing nuffing miss!!!"

Oh fuck off she doesn't have to kiss him, next they'll be saying she has to put out. Little bloody schoolboys...

He’s got abusive wanker vibes TBH

“I don’t care”

I mean it sounds like you do……

Importantly though...he doesn't care...

🤣🤣🤣. I see what you did there (5'8??)

He actually sounded close to tears there!

WTF is that twat with the tush on about?

I don’t care x50

You keep telling yourself that love

i like how the producers have paired him with someone out of his league

I don't care. I'm 6 foot. I don't care. Rinse and repeat.

He cares

Put him in his place!

Bert or ernie seems weird tbh, what's she doing 😄

I knew he was English the moment I looked at him.

Was a knob to her? Why is she being like that?

Bec is insane

What? Puking noises over his cat??