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MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 11/03/2026 19:56

Enjoy.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:56

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:54

She reminds me of that other woman who lost loads of weight and it turned out she was secretly evil

Hmm, like Dean! Maybe fat dampens down the evil streak! So maybe i should actually drink more wine, keep mine well insulated!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:56

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:54

Olivia!!!

Yeah that's it 😄😄, they even look similar

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:56

Ophir · 12/03/2026 20:56

I think Danny is scared of her

Rightly so

So am I. The Grinch is grinching the fuck out.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:57

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:56

Hmm, like Dean! Maybe fat dampens down the evil streak! So maybe i should actually drink more wine, keep mine well insulated!

😄😄😄😫

Same - if anything we are doing the world an injustice by dieting! Wine it is!

Donttellempike · 12/03/2026 20:57

It’s a bit whiplash. One minute nice chat, next demented accusations. Run tat boy

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:57

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:56

So am I. The Grinch is grinching the fuck out.

I see it! 🤣🤣🤣

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:57

Oh I bet she does end up having more to say about it!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:58

He does look terrified 😄

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:58

Well, you could start by not being a psycho. That's always a good start

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 12/03/2026 20:58

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:58

He does look terrified 😄

Don’t blame him

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2026 20:58

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:56

So am I. The Grinch is grinching the fuck out.

lol. She really does look like the grinch ( with the personality to boot! )

WineBeforeWhine · 12/03/2026 20:58

There’s no sexual chemistry because every time she opens her mouth, she has a go at him.

MargoLivebetter · 12/03/2026 20:58

He looks scared. She’s giving mad vibes.

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:58

The thing is you can’t force sexual chemistry - are you supposed to lie that you are feeling it?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:59

IAmKerplunk · 12/03/2026 20:52

The same woman has been in walking/running by them all day?

Do you reckon she's an intern just told to walk by him whenever shes looking 😄😄

Donttellempike · 12/03/2026 20:59

She’s acting deranged. And is she constantly drunk?

dillite · 12/03/2026 20:59

She just can't help herself. Bec, you are the problem and are the one that's pushing him away.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:59

Any question? Do you have a diagnosis?
Do you have a dog called Max?
How do you feel about the Whos?

Donttellempike · 12/03/2026 20:59

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 20:59

Do you reckon she's an intern just told to walk by him whenever shes looking 😄😄

😂😂😂😂

menopausalfart · 12/03/2026 20:59

God, yeah. Paint her green and she's the image.

browneyes77 · 12/03/2026 21:00

Well being accused of staring at other women, probably hasn’t done much to help his attraction towards you Bec.

And neither will constantly having a sly dig about it at any given opportunity.

Donttellempike · 12/03/2026 21:00

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/03/2026 20:56

Hmm, like Dean! Maybe fat dampens down the evil streak! So maybe i should actually drink more wine, keep mine well insulated!

😂😂😂😂

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 21:00

Hes right there. She needs a therapist

And a sandwich to soak up the wine

WineBeforeWhine · 12/03/2026 21:00

Bec just fuck off

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 21:01

Now why are there fireworks??? 😄😄😫

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