MAFS Aus 2026 Thread 2. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Bert, Ernie and Pastaboobs ahoy.

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Enjoy.

She has major insecurity issues
Along with being a mentalist

She’s really clueless about her stinking personality and drunken BS

There were no women at the stag do so presumably the bisexual woman is marrying a man (which is boring).

Oh Stella is stunning

Wait who’s this Stella?

From what I could see of her dress, it looks beautiful

I'd marry Stella.

I agree with him, she wasn’t ready for the experiment.

Agreed

Surely they won’t make it passed the first commitment ceremony?

I wouldn‘t
Women can be such hard work 😆

Or for dating in general if this is how she acts. She's like those men who get cheated on once and then use that experience to beat all of the future partners with.

Didn’t he have sex with her and then go completely cold the next day though? I think that would make me super insecure too. That being said she isn’t doing herself any favours

They will because the producers will give them no choice

As an aside has anyone else got horrendous wind? Hadn’t seen it forecast

eta as in windy weather

The bumhole our outdoor one?

Either way. Yep. It is howling outside.

😂 outside

it’s horrendous

😄😄 glad you added that edit girl

Yes I was caught surprised by it on our way to tesco for the wine

Danny will be sleeping with one eye open tonight. Bec is unpredictable.

She was a total bitch to him beforehand, at least 3 things she said were hurtful. You can’t do that, then sleep with the man (and let him know he’s big) and expect him to be happy with that. He probably thought she only liked him after seeing/experiencing his large penis. And he doesn’t seem like a tosser.

Lucky he doesn’t have a rabbit.

Bec will need a rabbit. Seeing as she's getting no more danaconda

He’s got a car though.

lol, wait for getting further in with this one - shocker!

That should have said cat!